Limerick Competition (1 Viewer)

[Jim]

Judging by another thread it seems we have some poets among us so I thought we'd have a Limerick competition. The limerick should follow the same pattern as my attempt below.

Two Rules. The limericks must have something to to with motorhomes/travel etc, and must be clean enough to stay out of the belly locker.

Every entry that receives three likes will win a pesonalised Motorhome Fun Bottle opener. The limerick that gets the most "likes" will win a Link Removed Have Fun:thumb:


A caravan tugger called Pierre
exclaimed that "It's Just not fair"
While our rigs are the same
In all but the name
Only motorhomes can use all the aires

 

[Dodgey]

Off Winne's head
The wife did exclaim
Last nights curry oh so did push
To no avail by now in a rush
Off to the bushes she must tread












I'll get me coat

 

[Jim]

The Jack Daniels is out early today Si

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[hilldweller]

There was a fine woman of FUN
Who went to sit in the sun
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
And all were exceedingly glum.

 

[Dodgey]

The Jack Daniels is out early today Si

No, work, bored and no I wont give up the 'day' job

 

[big map]

Euro box or Yankee RV
We don't really think
When we stop for a pee
Just pop in the back
As quick as a flash
So pity the poor tugger
Who's bursting for a slash.

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[barryd]

There once was a Funster called barryd
Who bought a kontiki in a wild spending spree
It kept breaking down on every single run
But was soon back on the road thanks to the FUN!

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

At every motorhome meeting
in the sun the rain or when its sleeting
The chat and drink flow
wherever you go
there's always a friendly greeting

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

There once was a funster called Gail
whose antics make a wonderful tale
always game for a laugh
doesnt do things by half
Im surprised shes not landed in jail

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[DBSilverfox]

While camping one day on an aire
With the weather all sunny and fair
a funster came by
chewing a fray bentos pie
and his pants on his head for a dare

True story

David

 

[barryd]

There once was a forum called the Dark Side
Our poor Jim they did cast aside
Not outdone, he set up the FUN
And filled it with Funsters and Pride!

Dunno if your allowed more than one. Hope Nuke doesnt read this.

 

[barryd]

While camping one day on an aire
With the weather all sunny and fair
a funster came by
chewing a fray bentos pie
and his pants on his head for a dare

True story

David

Superb!

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[big map]

Tuggers they cringe when they see us pull up
Straight out with lounger and a brew in the cup
Poor sods they arrived as day was dawning
Now wev'e had our lunch , they're still rigging their awning.

 

[mike mcglynn]

on the road in my motorhome

:thumb:::When surfing the FUN its quite easy done
to have a good laugh or a bit of a faff
So Funsters take care, theres many who share
a social greeting when meeting
a wave of the hand can make one feel grand
when out on the road pulling my toad
instead of a stare wave back, so there !

 

[champers]

Take a van of any size or shape
then add a Funster or maybe even eight
As always ....a really good time will be had
And you then know its going to be late
But when morning comes we are all about
and finally waiting for that shout........come and get your bacon buttie

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[Jim]

Take a van of any size or shape
then add a Funster or maybe even eight
As always ....a really good time will be had
And you then know its going to be late
But when morning comes we are all about
and finally waiting for that shout........come and get your bacon buttie

Started early today Kath?

 

[Dodgey]

Started early today Kath?

I didn't think Kath stopped

 

[Wildman]

A wildman on motorhome fun
Once was able to run
But now he is fat
And because of that
His shirt remains undone

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[champers]

Started early today Kath?

(at least I tried )

 

[Wildman]

JJ retired this year as well
John Smiths he’ll drink by the pail
Fray bentos tinned pies
Now theres a surprise
He only likes steak and ale

 

[Wildman]

Our Jim has a sister Belinda
Often found alongside a winda
And after a beer
you will often hear
him singing a song about her

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[Wildman]

A motorhome rally with fun
By no one will be outdone
You eat and drink
Much more than you think
Subscribe or you won’t get none

 

[Larrynwin]

An old funster from North Walsham
He took out his teeth to wash em
His mother said Jack, if you don't put em back
I'll stand on the buggers and squash em

 

[maz]

A limerick for unwary CL owners:

Beware certain Funsters who look up
Your site on the web and then book up.
If you're not too choosy
Odds are they'll be boozy
And drive off attached to your hook-up.

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[champers]

I didn't think Kath stopped

Oi you ....watch it

 

[Larrynwin]

I'll tell you a ditty thats more like a pun
Of a limerick contest on motorhome fun
The funsters brains worked to win loads of likes
With stories of fiats, aires, and leccy bikes
The judge of the contest was guvernor Jim
Whose four wheel grey hymer is quite new to him
So send in your rhymes about all of your travels
And win a grand prize to boast to your pals

 

[Bailey58]

There was an old Funster from Bath
Who nearly took the wrong path
He supported the City
But perhaps not a pity
They’ve almost had the last laugh!

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[Mags52]

Two lassies frae bonnie Scotland
Came up with a cunning wee plan
To stop taking planes
And take to the lanes
In a smart little motor caravan

At a show they found love in a Geist
Once inside they didn’t think twice
They took out a loan
With barely a groan
And soon were out finding new sites

Neighbours with envy are green
As the girls are so often seen
Packing up their wee van
With some food and clean pants
And leaving to follow their dream

If this is your dream then just do it
You’ll never regret it or rue it
It will give you some thrills
Without potions or pills
And you might even find you’re a poet.

 

[JJ]

There was once a man in a van
who always said "I am what I am...
And though an apple a day keeps the doctor away..
I prefer pies that come in a can."

JJ

 

[ShiftZZ]

There is a funster named ShiftZZ.

Nothing rhymes with that, oh bugger.

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