Limerick Competition

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  1. Jim

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    Judging by another thread it seems we have some poets among us :BigGrin: so I thought we'd have a Limerick competition. :BigGrin: The limerick should follow the same pattern as my attempt below.

    Two Rules. The limericks must have something to to with motorhomes/travel etc, and must be clean enough to stay out of the belly locker.

    Every entry that receives three likes will win a pesonalised Motorhome Fun Bottle opener. The limerick that gets the most "likes" will win a Travel Journal. Have Fun:thumb:


    A caravan tugger called Pierre
    exclaimed that "It's Just not fair"
    While our rigs are the same
    In all but the name
    Only motorhomes can use all the aires
     
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  2. Dodgey

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    Off Winne's head
    The wife did exclaim
    Last nights curry oh so did push
    To no avail by now in a rush
    Off to the bushes she must tread












    I'll get me coat:Rofl1:
     
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  3. Jim

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    The Jack Daniels is out early today Si:Rofl1:
     
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    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    There was a fine woman of FUN
    Who went to sit in the sun
    But when she got there
    The cupboard was bare
    And all were exceedingly glum.
     
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  5. Dodgey

    Dodgey Funster

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    No, work, bored and no I wont give up the 'day' job:Rofl1:
     
  6. big map

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    Euro box or Yankee RV
    We don't really think
    When we stop for a pee
    Just pop in the back
    As quick as a flash
    So pity the poor tugger
    Who's bursting for a slash.
     
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  7. barryd

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    There once was a Funster called barryd
    Who bought a kontiki in a wild spending spree
    It kept breaking down on every single run
    But was soon back on the road thanks to the FUN!
     
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  8. ourcampersbeentrashed

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    At every motorhome meeting
    in the sun the rain or when its sleeting
    The chat and drink flow
    wherever you go
    there's always a friendly greeting
     
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  9. ourcampersbeentrashed

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    There once was a funster called Gail
    whose antics make a wonderful tale
    always game for a laugh
    doesnt do things by half
    Im surprised shes not landed in jail

     
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  10. DBSilverfox

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    While camping one day on an aire
    With the weather all sunny and fair
    a funster came by
    chewing a fray bentos pie
    and his pants on his head for a dare

    True story :Rofl1:

    David
     
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    There once was a forum called the Dark Side
    Our poor Jim they did cast aside
    Not outdone, he set up the FUN
    And filled it with Funsters and Pride!

    Dunno if your allowed more than one. Hope Nuke doesnt read this.:BigGrin:
     
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    Superb!:Rofl1:
     
  13. big map

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    Tuggers they cringe when they see us pull up
    Straight out with lounger and a brew in the cup
    Poor sods they arrived as day was dawning
    Now wev'e had our lunch , they're still rigging their awning.
     
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    on the road in my motorhome

    :thumb:::When surfing the FUN its quite easy done
    to have a good laugh or a bit of a faff
    So Funsters take care, theres many who share
    a social greeting when meeting
    a wave of the hand can make one feel grand
    when out on the road pulling my toad
    instead of a stare wave back, so there !:RollEyes::RollEyes::Rofl1:
     
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  15. champers

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    Take a van of any size or shape
    then add a Funster or maybe even eight
    As always ....a really good time will be had
    And you then know its going to be late
    But when morning comes we are all about
    and finally waiting for that shout........come and get your bacon buttie:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    Started early today Kath? :Wink::Laughing:
     
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    I didn't think Kath stopped:Rofl1::Rofl1::Eeek:
     
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    A wildman on motorhome fun
    Once was able to run
    But now he is fat
    And because of that
    His shirt remains undone
    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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  19. champers

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    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:(at least I tried ):Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    JJ retired this year as well
    John Smiths he’ll drink by the pail
    Fray bentos tinned pies
    Now theres a surprise
    He only likes steak and ale
     
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