Licking plates clean?

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  1. themountaintiger

    themountaintiger Read Only Funster

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    Ive just been told off by misses for licking my plate. It was one of the best curries id ever made. I honestly cant see the problem with this as it saves any food gunk going through sink and pipes etc. i think i upset her more when i licked her plate as well..:shout:

    I mean, its not as if i lick them then put them straight back away!! I do give them a rinse as well :Eeek:

    Do we have any other plate lickers on here? Do we have hard core lickers who extend this to the pan as well? I might have to wait for her to go to bed before trying that one! Should i in future pretend to wash them in toilet sink so i can lick them clean in secret!!:Doh:


    At least im not wasting food!!

    Thoughts please


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    old-mo Funster Extra Special Life Member

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    I`m a finger man... (Nose gets in the way of Licking.. :Sad:) I make sure I have licked me finger clean first... :Wink:

    Perhaps your misses is a secret licker, and begrudges you getting her perks... :thumb:
     
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    thumbs up for plate licking .
    bit harder on deep dishes .
     
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    I wish! But no she is definitely not a secret licker!:Eeek:

    Now finger licking... Hmm! Wonder if thats more discrete? Better for the pan though...
     
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    Be a gent and wipe clean with a nice piece of white crusty bread, best of both worlds:thumb::thumb:


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    A nice bit of nan bread and then the tongue when she's not looking me first then dog
     
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    Have to watch the carbs though... Perhaps a protein based plate licker?
     
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    themountaintiger Read Only Funster

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    Im sooo glad i dont have to share with a dog! You dont take turns do you??
     
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    tried licking my plate but it hurt my knees getting down to the front one :RollEyes:
     
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    Can you post a diagram for this one? Im a bit thick! Well a lot thick actually? Is this the licence one?
     
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    :Eeek: :Doh: :Rofl1:
     
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    The only time the dog licks the plate is if my back is turned and the thieving little toe rag (cocker spaniel - greediest dog in Christendom) gets in there first. He then has a Sally Bercow "innocent face" so you just know he did it. He pinched Dawn's lunch today after she left it a bit too close to the edge of the work top.

    We are naan bread wipers (that sounds disgusting) or if feeling über posh, French bread dippers.
     
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    Yup, really good food DOES require the plate to be licked clean :Smile:

    But........... I have to use ALL my willpower not to do it in a restaurant :Eeek:
     
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    i use a soft brush and soapy water because i dont fancy licking dead flies and road debris :Eeek:

    now cleaning the bowls after a curry is a job best done with a peshwari nan bread or a garlic one. anything left the dogs chase me to the kitchen for. better than a prewash
     
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    My OH is a plate licker when the need arises
     
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    Plate licker & finger licker here , I do have a bit of competition at home , the cat. She hangs aound waiting for me to finish because she knows its her turn next . If she can get there first she will but must say I always win much to her annoyance . No one one outside the home knows I do this , so I've just outed myself OMG
     
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    My mother-in-law was a plate licker.

    Better that than a window licker.
     
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    Just think of the therapy, now that you have outed yourself! Perhaps go the whole hog, take a lickable plate outside, shout out loud 'im a plate licker' (like the braveheart Shouting freedom) wait for neighbours to come outside and give the plate a real good seeing to!!


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    After one of the wife's Sunday dinners licking the gravy off the plate is mandatory.
    I believe she would be insulted if I didn't.
    Poor dog knows it is a waste of his time sitting waiting to lick my plate.
     
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    Me too :thumb:

    Woman is for ever berating me for doing it in the van in case someone sees me !! ( Like a give a flying foofoo !!!! :Rofl1: )
     
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