ladies of the night

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  1. bevo

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    we are currently into week 4 of our seven week tour of europe. and are currently in pineda de mar.
    anyway on crossing the border and travelling down the n11 we noticed these young ladies sat at the side of the road on plastic garden chairs.
    me and the missus says they must be waiting for a bus. how obliging to provide a chair to sit on.
    these young ladies were about every mile or so. and they all seemed to have very short skirts on.
    a few miles further on was this young black girl with i suppose a thong on, but you could see everything.
    after struggling to gain control of the van both me and the missus realised what was going on.
    and i still get a sweat on thinking about it.
     
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    Please provide google maps coordinates and also exact GPS settings

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    I have seen a lot of these girls along the way, in Spain and Italy. I hope no one is complaining. You can't ask for more, free aires, water, dumping stations and the girls. okay, you may have to dig deep into your pockets, but fella's, that is what I call service.
     
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    you will find them all over spain n portugal. i think its a round trip on the bus .it also stops in the industial estate near malaga airport. they have bongfires provided if its a late night bus. tavira must have a bus stop on one of the back roads outof town. as a psv driver /hgv driver i observe these occurances with a polite nod of the head n ollah. dont stop too mean . often wondered what a ticket cost.
     
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    We saw these ladies too, the funny thing was that a huge articulated lorry had stopped to avail himself [the driver that is] of their services he was no where to be seen, but two motor cycle cops were also waiting for his return as he had crossed the continuous white line in the road to park, a real no no.The cops were waiting patiently for his return, very civil of them I thought, but on his return he was about to get some very damp fireworks. This was all assumption on our part but we laughed about it for days.:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    See them all the time on our way to santa sussana and saw them for the 1st time near quarteria in portugal just two weeks ago.
    The 1st time we saw them my youngest son was 15 (21 now) and he said at the time i only thought they were on tv dad,If only we all had such a sheltered life:BigGrin::BigGrin:
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    VWAlan a bongfire and girls, what a night!
     
  8. vwalan

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    hey dave you must have been on the back to vilamoura . i think i know that bus stop as well.
    as for vindiboy ,well the cops were probably waiting for their turn. fancy thinking they were wating for the lorry driver. or are spanish cops gay. they do dress like the village people. thought it was theiruniform but we live n learn.
     
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    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:Now i understand your post on yannick's travel thread!:Laughing:



    Frankie:Laughing:
     
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    i have seen them on the road out of toulouse by the industry endgoing south . they must be going on holiday to spain . never think the worst of anybody my gran used to say. didnt see any suitcases though .
     
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    Have they stopped wearing the knee length white boots then, up the end we are near salou they all seem to wear them, they are always in pairs, and are always near pullins/parking areas and roadside cafes
     
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    Hi saw some once driving out of Alicante, one was topless!! nearly ended up in the drink, but a slap round the kisser from the wife put me right. :BigGrin:

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    i take it we all travel on the scenic route? never use the toll roads miss out on all the pretty views .
     
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    would that be the boots or the 'working' girls then ?:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    What`s the going rate for their services these days ? :Wink:
    Dont want to get ripped off when I go in a few weeks. :whistle:
     
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    cant answer that question in spain . but in maroc about 2 pints of beer in your local pub. less if you mention looking for a wife. was about 40 quid last i heard in malaga. i do just find it funny they get there in the morning and there is a continuing flow of different ones till late into the night. my mate as a garage close to one spot so we watch the goings on. could make a good film. be ok if you got a quid every time they disapear be rich in no time. not so sure i want to pimp my ride. ha ha.
     
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    Hi there, we see them on our way into Santa Suzanna - Bon Repos is a wonderful site if you want a great place to stay - the first time we saw them we thought they were hitchhiking, we soon realised what was really happening.

    We wish you have a great holiday, we would be in Santa Suzanna now, but our old Yorkie died a couple of months ago and we have a new pup - hence we are in UK instead of wonderful Santa Suzanna!! His passport will be valid by March, so we will spend the spring in Santa Suzanna with the wonderful friends we have made over the last couple of years.

    Glad to see you are back touring David (David Price) it was great to meet you earlier this year and hope to see you again some time.

    Ginny and Mike
     
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    :Laughing::Laughing::Laughing: We have (for many years) called these 'Lady's of the night during the day time'. :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    hi derek seems i made a smelling pistake. must be all the excitement. hands wobble abit just thinking about it. soon be winter, off we go. got to keep warm some how. have fun . cheers alan.
     
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