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  1. Tom A

    Tom A Funster

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    Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.


    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario.

    In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;

    I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.


    The second surgeon said. "That's nothing.

    A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;

    I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.


    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”.

    Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana

    and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.

    All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the Horse's ass.

    I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U.S.A!"
     
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    What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
     
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