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  1. Rayb182

    Rayb182 Funster Life Member

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    Well Jim, (Let his name be praised) Sian and Katey arrived in safely in Pinar San Jose, in Zahora, this afternoon, met by Lady Penelope and Sir Rex and two funsters, Jaws and Rayb182 fell to their knees apon their arrival, mind you we had just came out the pub. Enjoy your stay, :thumb:
     
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    I expected all the crawling from you... :RollEyes:

    But find it hard to believe "Jaws" was on his knee`s grovelling... :Wink::Rofl1:
     
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  3. Jaws

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    Damned straight mate.. Fulll 'praise be to allah bows as well !!

    I know how to behave in front of royalty I do..
     
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    Obviously our Blessed Leader (may his name be praised) must be treated with the utmost servility and protocol but please take note you common Funsters..

    ...before dropping to your knees with bowed heads in the approved manner, quickly check there are no caterpillars marching along head to tail where your kness will fall...

    JJ :Cool:
     
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    it did not take jims bride long to pop up:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    :RollEyes::RollEyes:

    I will add then 1 to 1....... 1 for Old-Mo and 1 for me .... 2 slammings ... first thing when we meet again Prince !!!! (right after we have kissed that is :Blush:)

     
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    After we have "kissed" ? :Blush:

    What! :Eeek:

    An English gentleman would never be so blatant and forward with a lady until he has known her for a respectable length of time... (five years or so)

    However... this "slapping" bit sounds interesting... :Rofl1: :Rofl1: :Rofl1:

    JJ :Cool:
     
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    Shall we play at prossesional Caterpillars just to keep JJ happy, Frankie... :Wink::Rofl1:
     
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    Bullies... :cry:

    JJ :Cool:
     
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    I'm rather worried about the Eden Camp meet now. There won't be a photo of Jim (in full commandant uniform) on the wall to which we all have to bow will there?
     
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    Actually, to be totally fair................

    I also fell to my knees the first time I met JJ and his van..

    Impossible to stand, totally creased up, and tears of laughter in copious amounts.....:Rofl1:
     
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    Yes our welcoming party headed by Marie and Rex included John and Ray who met us with a full nose to floor, arms extended bow at the barrier, I'd never have guessed they'd been drinking. :BigGrin: Well we finally get to see Zahora, Fair bit cooler here compared to the Algarve, but a nice site, though it will be a fleeting visit, we'll probably be gone tomorrow headed Marjal way. Hopefully we'll get to the beach this afternoon, if I can finish some work this morning. This is officially the worst wifi of our trip thus far, no connections for hours then really slow when its on.

    its going to be a nice sunny day. Happy camping Funsters:thumb:
     
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    I am not sure the whisky and cannabis are doing you any good John... :Wink:

    JJ :Cool:
     
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    Wellllllllllllll..
    I was actually sober(ish) when Jim arrived.. I do not need alcohol to make a prat of myself .. It comes naturally !!

    Been drinking a nice variety while down here though.. Last night it was scotch and ginger ( with a sly nip from a bottle of JD's 'Gentleman Jacks' bottle I bought woman inbetween ) .. Night before it was Sambuka, night before that liver rest, night before than Voddy..
    Dont do spliffs.. Haven't scored a puff for several years now in fact ( ever since my very generous neighbour moved away !! LOL ! )
     
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