I tried....

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  1. Dazzlin

    Dazzlin Funster Life Member

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    She started this, I have been told to post this word for word, but I still post the wrong crap on mhf....

    I tried to avoid every pothole
    I tried not to smile at the wrong time.
    I tried not to walk down the van too fast.
    I tried not to park next to the cockerel on site.
    I tried not to park next to the loudest french van on site.
    I parked where I was told, not where was best for the fridge or solar input! (Man thing)

    Oh love of my life, I tried......

    But I will never be right. Yes dear!

    16/10/1993 to today-ish. I love you Lynne XXX

    And then she hits me when I tell her there is a dead fly - under one of her chins....lol
     
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    My wife became 40 on 16/10/1993.
    (Now she'll likely hit me for telling everyone).
     
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    She's better off driving, then she won't moan. Works for me :D

    Oh dear, I bet that isn't helping is it?! :imoutahere:
     
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  4. Dazzlin

    Dazzlin Funster Life Member

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    You are correct!
    There that's better than 'yes dear'!!!!

    Thats my problem, not yours, and my problem is wonderful... good recovery!
     
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    Dazzlin Funster Life Member

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    All is well. I have brought her a bowl of hot water for her feet!!

    Little things...
     
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    Lol. You would never realise from this thread you are such a loved up couple.:)
     
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    Been drinking again Darren?
     
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    Dazzlin Funster Life Member

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    Noooo. Sober as a newt!
     
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    Stand up fer yerself you prize whimp!

    Let "the wonderful one Darlin'" drive!
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    "Jeezus H!! Fer CHRIS sa!! OH NOOO! Didn't yu see thar arse- LOOKOUT! Bloody 'ell mate you wer a bit- FFS!
     
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