I Need Help With Toys For The Bath...

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  1. JJ

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    No... don't be silly... I am NOT going to take a bath....

    But...

    It suddenly occurred to me that I might be able to improve the "Slobbing Around In The Pool At QMJ" experience if I had some bath type "toys" to play with whilst I was relaxing there.

    Maybe a small, remote control submarine or something like it...

    In the local supermarket, there was a toy fishing rod and some plastic fish to catch with it, but the rod was red, so no good to me.

    Any ideas folks?

    JJ :cool:
     
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    Bloody hell, have heard it all now :Grin:.
     
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    A "Spa Bar" of course :LOL:.

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    How about a few Piranha - they would liven things up a bit!
     
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    Mate! tiz a childs paddling pool! it ain't an Olympic sized Swim pool?

    Long as you kin make room for Frankie when she visits, IF!!! The lovely Lady lowers herself to share with a round ball oik , 'er being a Les Bleu die hard, you know you might very well have to exit your "pool! should the Lady wish to have it ALL to herself!
     
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    Couple of these... easily repaired if you get over amorous... (y)

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    :giggler::giggler::giggler::giggler:
     
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    I presume you've already got one of these?
    [​IMG]Amazon link.
     
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    I play torpedoes in the bath.........(y). I did used to make a noise that sounded like edwardwoodward.....but alas, no longer......:cry:
     
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    Can't get that Neil... it has the old badge on it!

    JJ :cool:
     
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    All men have built in toys. That's why they never grow up. ;)
     
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    True, but we are always happy to share, just like Mummy told us to.
     
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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr, HOW ?
     
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    With one of these..

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    After a couple of times @JJ might remember to take his toofs out.. :giggler:
     
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    That is hilarious Joy I love that!!
     
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    I was meaning they don't seem to be equipped for amorous. Looks a bit fishy to me.
     
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    The Blonde one does it for me...:inlove:

    Which one for you Brian.. ??? :giggler:
     
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  18. JJ

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    Excuse me lads...

    We are NOT having any of that going on in my pool... :mask:

    JJ :cool:
     
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