Reaching the upper end of the age bracket, I hear many of my contemporaries telling of their medical fixes. I've been reassured that when cataracts become necessary, the operation is quick and painless and so many similar tales to allay future fears.
About two weeks ago my hearing in one ear demanded attention. Firked with fingers to no avail and resorted to much exploration with cotton wool buds, finally buying a patent ear cleaner that seemed guaranteed to work, without much success. As my wife is a nurse, she syringed the retched organ that still played no audible tune.
Visited my doctors surgery at 0800 to get an appointment with their nurse in two weeks time, TWO WEEKS!!! Something drastic was called for and my neighbour produced a leaflet telling of specialists who have equipment designed purely for bringing life back to my bunged up lugs. In my case I phoned Angliear in Cambridge who truly are specialists in all things earlike. He put a very fine probe into my ear, attached to a mobile phone and recorded my good ear drum for me to see, it was fine. Then my problem ear, which although I had flushed it for more than ten days and done everything I could think of to clear it, it looked for all the world as if I had been deliberately tamping the gunge to block out sound. Then he took a miniature vacuum and within seconds had my ear completely clear.
What I learnt today was to never, ever use an earbud to clean my ear, it did just the opposite.
About two weeks ago my hearing in one ear demanded attention. Firked with fingers to no avail and resorted to much exploration with cotton wool buds, finally buying a patent ear cleaner that seemed guaranteed to work, without much success. As my wife is a nurse, she syringed the retched organ that still played no audible tune.
Visited my doctors surgery at 0800 to get an appointment with their nurse in two weeks time, TWO WEEKS!!! Something drastic was called for and my neighbour produced a leaflet telling of specialists who have equipment designed purely for bringing life back to my bunged up lugs. In my case I phoned Angliear in Cambridge who truly are specialists in all things earlike. He put a very fine probe into my ear, attached to a mobile phone and recorded my good ear drum for me to see, it was fine. Then my problem ear, which although I had flushed it for more than ten days and done everything I could think of to clear it, it looked for all the world as if I had been deliberately tamping the gunge to block out sound. Then he took a miniature vacuum and within seconds had my ear completely clear.
What I learnt today was to never, ever use an earbud to clean my ear, it did just the opposite.