I’ve been rumbled... (1 Viewer)

[ShiftZZ]

Mrs ShiftZZ has joined the forum... Don’t mention the ferrets or the trip to Tesco’s, she thought I was having me haircut.

ShiftZZ

 

[imprint]

I solemnly and sincerely promise I shall mention neither the ferrets nor the trip to Tescos when you were having your hair cut.

I hope plenty of other Funsters will join me in making this solemn pledge and undertaking....

 

[dave jm]

I swear on this pint of John Smiths i will never grass Shiftzz up...nor will i say anything about that ugly bird he pulled in Tesco's

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[old-mo]

Who was that gorgeous shapely blonde bit (Woops I mean Lady) you were leant up against the wall by Tesco`s car park ?

Was that your wife ??

Phoor you lucky thing.. :hug:

 

[chesterfield hooligan]

how do you bump a thread

 

[ShiftZZ]

No idea how you bump it up.

Thanks guys, she will never guess....

ShiftZZ

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[tofo]

no chance of her handel good budy :thumb:
so we dont mistakenly spill the beans
like know what i mean:shout:

 

[chatter]

us girls just know you guys would not be able to keep a secret for long, so she will soon find out.You would of stood more chance Shiftzz by saying nothing to the guys
:thumb:

 

[ShiftZZ]

Keep it to yourself and dont tell anyone, its shhhhhh :secret: MrsShiftzz

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[Munchie]

Just make sure you keep her out of that ladies coffee thingy. If she gets in with that lot your life will never be the same again. You will have to kiss bye bye to those ferrets and the blonde in Tesco. :Blush:

 

[ShiftZZ]

The Blond was selling double glazing, trust me,,,

 

[Munchie]

Never mind the double glazing. I am still trying to get my head round what you could do wth a blonde and two ferrets!!!

By the way it was nice to meet you at Peterborough.

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[ShiftZZ]

Well, you can win as Scrabble, ferrets have a limited vocabulary, just slight better than blondes.

Nice to meet you also, hope you got the tobacco stain off your donkey jacket. Mrs ShiftZZ was aiming to miss ya,,,

ShiftZZ

 

[Munchie]

How is Mrs Shiftzz doing with the leccie fags?

Have to say I had something more exotic in mind than scrabble.

 

[ShiftZZ]

How is Mrs Shiftzz doing with the leccie fags?

Have to say I had something more exotic in mind than scrabble.

She has melted three aleady, dont half pong when they go up in flames, she reckoned it removed her facial hair easier than the industrial grinder and swarfega.

Tried Doctors and Nurses, but those suspenders dont half chafe your legs...

ShifZZ

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[dave jm]

Mrs Shiftzz has found him out>>>>Link Removed

 

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Hello Mrs Shiftzzzzzzz


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only joking xxxx you have a great hubby you should be very proud xxxx

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[ddavewoods]

Im sure I saw Shiftzz outside our local Tesco's , two ferrets and a hot blonde in tow, must be doing the Tesco trail, but I wont tell anyone especially MrsShiftzz

 

[ShiftZZ]

Thanks guys, 'every little helps', god forbids she ever finds out, what she can do with an apple corer is no ones business, just ask the local coalman, all he said was "Hello misses, where woyl you like it?"
She was in there, armed to the tooth (singular) apple corer, the teams of surgeons worked in shifts to remove it.

We had to sedeate Mrs ShiftZZ with extra strong mints, a bottle of industrial bleach and two ounces of BLACK PIGTAIL TWIST CHEWING TOBACCO, even then she destroyed several NHS trolleys and defibrillator batteries.

Onwards and upwards, she is in the kitchen at the mo, cooking pigs trotters in raspberry coulis, based on a recipe she found in a Bulgarian cookery book. Problem is its in Bulgarian Cyrillic and she is only fluent in English ish.


Time to sneak off to McD's for some nosh!

ShiftZZ

 

[Munchie]

Next thing he'll be falling for a McD waitress with an oversized chick burger.

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[imprint]

"Keep it to yourself and dont tell anyone, its shhhhhh :secret: MrsShiftzz "

"English-ish"

Hope someone's got some araldite dental fixative!

 

[Dalek]

I know nothing

 

[dave jm]

Next thing he'll be falling for a McD waitress with an oversized chick burger.

Shiftzz's must be useing the same McD as me:Blush:



A fat bird served me food in McDonalds at lunch time, she said ' sorry about the wait ' I said ' don't worry you fat bitch, you'll lose it eventually '

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