How to upset people on the forum (1 Viewer)

[tofo]

Any one know if there is midges in Scotland

If so whats the best way to avoid them

 

[JJ]

It's a fish I think. usually smoked.:thumb:

Doubly annoying to some Funsters...

a smoking fish...

JJ :Cool:

 

[scotjimland]

More smart ass answers ...

Q I have a virus on my PC , how do I remove it ?
A Buy a Mac

Q What size inverter do I need for my TV, Digi box ..
A Buy 12v TV .. inverters are power hungry

Q What Dover - Calais ferry do you prefer
A Use the tunnel.

Q How much filling hose do I need
A None.. use a watering can

Q What are the best levelling ramps
A Buy an RV with hydraulic jacks

Q How do you fit Fiamma side screens
A Awful things, buy a drivaway awning

Q What length of EHU lead do I need
A We only camp 'off grid', no need for EHU, buy a bigger battery and solar panel

more to follow

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[tofo]

Dont know but someone else will be along soon ....

 

[icantremember]

Whats a PM???

Portuguese Meal..........Link Removed........

..............comes in a tin

 

[Scout]

does anybody know were I put my keys

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[ShiftZZ]

***** *****

 

[johnp10]

***** *****

There is no need for that kind of language on this forum!
I was in the building trade, so not used to bad language of any kind.

 

[buttons]

How’s the new diet going ………

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[BriantheSnail]

I am amazed no one has mentioned the constant one about the crappy radio because the aerial has been nicked by the converter.

 

[MHVirgins]

Are there midges in Scotland?

.........of course there are! But just the same as there are mozzies and other biting things in England and other parts of the UK! The mozzies in France are far more aggressive, but anyone who says the midges in Scotland only bite the visitors is not telling the truth!:Sad:

If you want to avoid the midges in Scotland, smoke like mad when you're outside when the sun is going down:thumb: that's when they're at their worst.

 

[welshbois]

upset them by telling them that the forum is so so so dull

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[ourcampersbeentrashed]

So come on everyone

What ARE we allowed to post ???????

The forum will soon be thread bare :Sad::Sad::Sad::Sad::Sad:

 

[PenelopePitstop]

So come on everyone

What ARE we allowed to post ???????

The forum will soon be thread bare :Sad::Sad::Sad::Sad::Sad:

Never Gail - you can't keep this lot quiet for long!!

 

[estcres]

Midges in Scotland

.........of course there are! But just the same as there are mozzies and other biting things in England and other parts of the UK! The mozzies in France are far more aggressive, but anyone who says the midges in Scotland only bite the visitors is not telling the truth!:Sad:

If you want to avoid the midges in Scotland, smoke like mad when you're outside when the sun is going down:thumb: that's when they're at their worst.

The only Midge I know of is Midge Ure and he comes from Scotland:thumb:

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[tofo]

Never Gail - you can't keep this lot quiet for long!!

Sshhhhhhhhhh im sleeping !!!!

 

[Geordie and the Dragon]

Where do you put the spirit-level when siting your dream machine ?

 

[estcres]

Where do you put the spirit-level when siting your dream machine ?

After a couple of spirits I'm usually very level

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[Geordie and the Dragon]

Don wants to know how to speak GERMAN in ENGLISH ?

 

[johnp10]

Don wants to know how to speak GERMAN in ENGLISH ?

Stutter.

 

[jezport]

Where do you put the spirit-level when siting your dream machine ?

All I can say is that. "If you cough and it falls out you have it in the wrong place"

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[Mavis]

1. Refilling calor bottles with an Ebay adapter
2. I am thinking about buying a generator
3, Are Aframes legal.
4, Where to park on Marine Drive.
5, My mates uncle said his brother-in-law knows a bloke who met a guy on holiday in France who said they were gassed and robbed on an aire
6, Where to buy the best wine
7, Whats the best bottle opener
8, Wildcamping (Loch Lomond)
9, Am thinking of buying a motorhome...which is best RV or European.
10, I have just bought an 12ton RV and wonder if its OK to drive it on a car licence
11 were to park near the Ferry/Tunnel
12 What do i need to know about taking my dog abroad.
13 LEZ

 

[wizzer59]

Tell people they are odd and live abnomaly

 

[Swift]

Telling people they are 'just diffferent' when it is clear they are not 'normal'

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[Swift]

Not admitting to being 'odd' :thumb:

 

[icantremember]

Hole in the ground

Looks like someone is........................
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[TDH]

And my own personal favourites.......

• Bring in Sharia law
• Ban Islam
• Its all the fault of the immigrants/travellers/migrant workers/shandy-drinking southern woofters who wouldn't know hardship if it landed on them from a great height/whippet-racing flat-capped northerners who are so hard-done by they even have to eat the chip on their shoulder.
• Bring back hanging, especially for politically correct do-gooders and young people of today
• I hate the police
• The police are fantastic
• I hate the French
• The French are fantastic
• I know a French person who doesn't smell
• Does anybody on here know anything about France
• Have you read my blog
• My dog/cat/slowworm just died
• Superbikes are better than MotoGP
• Kindles are OK but not as good as Encyclopaedia Brittanica
• Dongles - would you.....

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