High pressure job + pain in arse = inflation

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  1. Swift

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    " And no one knows what happened!"

    Call me an old cynic but.............

    Also, why do people feel that they have to put sad faces on for photos?

    Really Doctor, I slipped and fell on this light bulb..through my trousers:Rofl1:

    I suspect a stupid prank gone wrong, or, some thing made up to tell the wife!

    Sad though that he got hurt, I think that he is right, they should be given training to the effect that if you put a high pressure air line in your rectum, it is not a good idea. Without training, why would they know?:Doh:

    Eddie
     
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    His so called stupid mates have done that it used to happen a lot when i was an apprentice but thought it had been stamped out, he does not look to happy though, best not smile less compensation, one thing it has not effected his abillity to reproduce so lets hope it was his mates and not him that did it or he will be passing the idiot gene on :Rofl1:
     
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    Not a good idea?
    A typical Englishman's understatement beloved of our American cousins !
    These morons have to be protected from themselves.

    Didn't I read somewhere several years ago that USA Hoover added a warning not to insert extraneous male body parts :Eek!: into the suction pipe ?

    And I'm told that American batteries have a label warning against drinking the contents !

    Wouldn't surprise me to learn it's true.
     
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    Open ended or trigger operated compressed air lines were banned years ago...

    Hanging air lines for pneumatic tools must have a quick connector that closes when the tool is disconnected..

    This was no accident, either someone tampered with the line then assaulted the employee or he did it himself .. either way, they were should be fired and charged with assault ...
     
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    He was wearing shorts and somehow one of these lines went into his bottom, ripping his clothing and sending air rushing inside his body.

    Ok, son, that's your excuse and your sticking to it :Wink:
     
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    And the moral of the 'story' is: Never check your tyre pressure with shorts on, you never know what may happen :Rofl1:

    I wonder if the hose would get confused if it was a woman? :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    I think this story has been blown out of proportion..... :Wink::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    looking at him now i reckon the surgeons let out too much air...:Rofl1:
     
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    In Slaughter houses, they use the same "system " to remove the skin from Bobby Calves, SO? Why ain't he looking like the Michelin Man?
     
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    As above, if he was so badly hurt, how come his wife is pregnant? Let's see....... Last time I looked, airlines suspended from the roof obey the laws of gravity and point downwards. In fact the same direction as a normal person's botty hole (being polite here). So how did the airline accidentally suddenly face upwards and enter his body? Rhetorical question......... Prank gone wrong, methinks as mentioned above. A good lawyer should be able to drive a bus through this one, I hope. Of course I might be wrong and it might be some sort of divine intervention, which means that his God, or whatever he worships, really didn't like him........ :pray:
     
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    Every one knows that all hoses are male ... :Cool:
     
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    Just to be serious for a moment - we all have a pretty good idea what really happened and the sad thing about this little episode is that his employer will have health and safety leaning on them and get it in the neck for their employees stupid antics - maybe a court case and a big fine and an even bigger claim on their insurance ... :Sad:
     
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