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  1. simsy56

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    When was the last time Christmas day, and New Years day, were in the same year?
     
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    Every year. :Laughing:
     
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    Thats solved far too early! l will come up with something better.
     
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    Actually, the answer should have been last year. But, as its goodwill time.....
     
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    If it takes a man and a half, an hour and a half, to dig a hole and a half.
    How long will it take to dig half a hole:Eek!:
     
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    Surely that depends on whether its the top half or bottom half of the hole. :Rofl1:

    Phil

    I'll get me coat ......
     
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    A man works on the 12th floor of an office..

    In the morning he rides the elevator to the 4th floor then walks up to the 12th

    In the evening he rides the elevator all the way down ..

    Why ?
     
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    Because he stops for breakfast at the cafeteria on the 4th floor.

    Nigel and Pamala
     
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    good try..but no..
     
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    The man is short . He can't reach the upper elevator buttons,
     
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    How many birthdays did Jesus have?
     
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    well done.. :thumb:
     
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    You can't dig half a hole:Smile:
     
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    Q. How far can a dog run into the woods?
     
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    You can't dig half a hole.:Doh:

    A hole is a hole no matter how big or small it is.:Wink:
     
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    Hole required 6ft, dig hole 3ft half a hole ----- Simples
     
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    If the world was made of ice cream where would it drip to ?
     
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    I wouldn't drip
     
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