Good Job I Never Bothered To Level Out The VIP Pitch...

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  1. JJ

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    As I was expecting a visit from VIP Funsters Robert and Lis Clark, and knowing they had a new, shiny motorhome, I thought about setting to and levelling out one of the "pitches" for them to make their overnight visit as comfortable for them as I could.

    Bloody good job I didn't bother...

    Their machine purred into position, some whirring noises came from underneath it, and the thing rose up and levelled itself out at the press of a button...

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    Bloody show offs... ;)

    Before I knew it, they were scoffing their lunch and supping wine with grapes...

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    They very politely let me bore them to death with tales of this and that and I took them on a half tour of the QMJ estate.

    Great company you two... thanks for the visit.

    JJ :cool:
     
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  2. Anthea M

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    I guessed they were visiting you and @Robert Clark denied it!!!
    Did you make a meal for him and was it € 2.50!!;)
     
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  3. Armytwowheels

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    €3.75?
     
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    I didn't realise you allowed alcohol consumtion at QMJ .

    Looks great(y)
     
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    No tablecloth!
     
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    Standards!
     
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    @JJ mate! watch them two, mate that aint no leveling thingy! oh no !!! that's a siezemegraph thingy to test for Shale deposits,

    Mate! thems secret Frackers! :doh:

    Yer doomed Doomed tiz wat yu are! Doomed oi tell ee!
     
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    Guests can drink as much as they like Mr Chris... it is singing Man U*D (or rugby) songs that is banned. ;)

    JJ :cool:
     
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    They looked around and quickly established that a table cloth might not match the "ambience" of QMJ :rofl:

    They thoughtfully didn't want to show me up...

    JJ :cool:
     
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    Did you supply the lettuce to go with their lunch?
     
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    Nope... but they were/are allowed as many peaches and figs (off the tree) as they want.

    JJ :cool:
     
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    Are you sure?
    Or did I give a sneaky illusive reply ?
     
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    Pleased to read you ALL had a swell time together .
     
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    Thank you @JJ for letting us share your little piece of paradise, for a while. Your kind and generous hospitality is much appreciated.

    Our afternoon chat was the longest I ever sat down and relaxed - ever!

    Shall try harder to get the 'Blighty Delights' right next time, in fact I may even bring my chainsaw.
     
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    No you said Mrs C was a lady and didn't do car parts!!!
     
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    Exactly - no car parts have been delivered.
    Mrs C's modesty and good reputation are intact.
     
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