Now we are cooking.....but does that mean I have to be a Portsmouth every time she wants to get in?
No, you'll need to be about 20 miles from Portsmouth to catch her
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Now we are cooking.....but does that mean I have to be a Portsmouth every time she wants to get in?
No, you'll need to be about 20 miles from Portsmouth to catch her
I've had a ballistics expert go through the figures....
And taking all into account.....weight, wind speed, steam ram power etc...he felt that 20 yds would be more appropriate...oh and could we jack the front end of the ship up a bit?
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Just spat me coffee out nearly
That looks a bit technical. Does it come with full fitting instructions ?
Just spat me coffee out nearly
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Well she's seen the pictures and the last words I heard were...
Alas poor Yorick....
And then I passed out.....
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You are all OTT, and impractical, you just need one of these babies. Easy to stow in van etc.
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/cattle-prod
anonymous
Tell you what....you come and demonstrate it on her and I will think about it..
But before you could you leave a next of kin contact and I promise I will have the local Ambucopter on standby..:thumb::thumb:
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Can we all watch ?
Tight arse :Sad:Bring your own beer....:thumb:
Tight arse :Sad:
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Listen...at the rate me and you are going it will have to be fed intravenously anyway...but you've gotta go sometime and after this I'm not letting her put the catheter in!!!....no way..
Tell you what....you come and demonstrate it on her and I will think about it..
But before you could you leave a next of kin contact and I promise I will have the local Ambucopter on standby..:thumb::thumb:
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Whaaaat ! low amperage but 5,000,000 Volts, she will think all her xmas's "came" at once.
Bonus !! good for arthritus and epilepsy, am I convincing you ?? :thumb:
still anonymous
My better half is somewhat short and often struggles to get in her side of the van because the step is a little high and she has nothing to pull on to help herself in.
Could anyone come up with some suggestions that may help please?
Thanks in advance :thumb:
Derek
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