forget your Cat 1 alarms...how about a tazer?

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  1. Judge Mental

    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    forgot your expensive cat 1 alarms and all these specific motorhome ones..It seems from what I see put "motorhome" in front of an alarm system, price automattically seems to more than double. so I fancy a taser system..cheap and effective:LOL: (enjoy)

     
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    Jimbohorlicks Funster

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    Oh dear -never laughed so much -brought tears to my eyes-a total nutcase:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Fantastic, thanks for that!
     
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    I just stopped Crying!!!!!!. I just LOVE this guy, he is a complete LOON BAG!

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    I've seen him before. Always good for a laugh.:LOL:
     
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    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    The man quite obviously a genius!:censored:

    I'm in negotiations with him for a motorhome specific version, once he gets the bugs ironed out:whistle:

    The theory is: you would arm it and van will be live to the touch. God help anyone that touches it! Or brushes against it or has a pee on it....Serves em right! he he he.

    problems I foresee so far are liability, but a few well placed danger signs should deal with that! More problematic still is the scenario where moi comes back half cut (not that unusual on holidaz) forgets to turn it off and get lightened up! not good:cautious:

    I should have one set up from summer meets and will be looking for brave volunteers to launch themselves at the van! (have to sign a waiver obviously)
     
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    swanseajack13 Funster

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    that was shocking will have fitted to my front door when the knobs come around asking for my vote lol ray
     
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    We used to use a similar set-up in Northern Ireland on the armoured vehicles (Ferret scout cars and saracens etc)
     
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    I have a prolapsed disk at the moment very painful but the pane of laughing was worth the guy is a total loony
    I have nearly wet my shelf thanks bill
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