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  1. Daveo2006

    Daveo2006 Read Only Funster

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    I need to get up a bit earlier for the next couple of mornings as ive swallowed my gold crown and need it back :Doh::Doh:. I have a really weak stomach and am not looking forward to the chore in hand. Anyone got any ideas to make it a little less enchanting?:Eeek:
     
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  2. Chris

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    Well a short walk into Hastings, a few beers, a curry , a plastic glove and a face mask should do it
    Good luck.
     
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    Sieve and hose

    A forced air supply

    Or get a significant other to assist

    :thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
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    Are you really going to put back in your mouth after where it's been:Eeek::Eeek:
     
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  5. Daveo2006

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    I need to keep this as firm as possible, i know im gonna puke.:Rofl1:
     
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    YEP ! :Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    Cling film. :Wink: No really, put cling film over the bowl but under the lid. Leave some room......:Eeek: then it's easy, just like icing a cake :Rofl1:
     
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    oooh
     
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    sit over the side of the bath and then when you've produced use shower spray to dissolve anything not gold. pretty much how the old prospectors panned for gold. certainly better than squishing it between your fingers to find the hard bit

    hot water will help keep the smell down and just give plenty of squirts on the air freshener



    oooooh just thought.... download in the motorhome toilet then add loads of water. give the cassette a good shake to break down solids and pour the liquid through a seive over the drain or toilet.
     
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    My God :Rofl1:
     
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    What is becoming of the "Funsters"....... :Eeek:

    Four or five Poo threads on the trot in one week.... :RollEyes::Wink::Rofl1:
     
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    quote= on the trot!!!!!:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    This just a excuse to post a poo story
     
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    A long time back I worked as a Receptionist/Telephonist for SEPA in East Kilbride. I can tell you stories that would make your hair curl.........one day I took a call from a man enquiring how his wife could get her false teeth back from the sewage works:Eeek:

    The story went that she had been out for a meal in a Glasgow restaurant and had been sick in the ladies, the false teeth went down the loo, but she had flushed before noticing they were missing:Rofl1::Rofl1:

    Her husband explained that the teeth had cost a lot of money and wasn't worried about her putting them back in her mouth:Blush:
    I did wonder at the time if they had been his teeth would he have been as keen to put them back into his mouth.
    Margaret:Sad:

     
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    I expect it will turn out to be a load of old $rap...:RollEyes::BigGrin:
     
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    I think the posts on here have gone completely "down the pan" now, I'm off to do my ironing.........:Doh::Laughing:
    Margaret
     
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    If it was me, I'd put the poos in a bag. Knot it , spread it , then get the metal detector on it. You'd know exactly where it was and could get split the bag in the exact place. That way you don't have to suffer ,hoses ,baths ,sieves ,gas masks:Rofl1:
     
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    Bag it, put in the freezer and get a hammer on it. No smell and a lot less mess.

    Just don't leave any crumbs around that people might mistake for chocolate:Nowink:
     
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    Ralph and Bev s idea would definitely be my choice though I will never have this problem as all my fillings are bog standard :Rofl1: thank goodness:Smile:
     
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    just a thought.... dont eat beans........ you might shoot the dog with a gold bullet :Eeek::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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