Dumb question time

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  1. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    I see the Marjal Advert on MHFun and it states that its the 'Best Campsite in Spain' yet its still not open.

    Can I ask how can it be the best when its not even open!


    Oh look, ShiftZZ Camping's Emporoium, Open in 2015, Come and behold the wonders of the World, Captive White Rhinos' , Fighting Tibbetan Cockerals, Thai Lapdancers, Free Beer and Lacashire Hotpot...


    Hot Off the Press, the Beareded Lady and the Indian Tap Dancer...




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  2. wivvy's dad

    wivvy's dad Read Only Funster

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    Ammachizitt?
     
  3. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    Munchie Funster Life Member

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    I don't see why I should answer your daft questions. :Angry:
    I am still waiting for your response to my "how many toilet rolls will I need in France" Question. Or are you still researching the answer? There is not much time left now and 4cups glutinuss maximus is getting twitchy. :cry:
     
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    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    Everyone there is there free of charge
    Not a single complaint has been logged.
    Everyone there got an immediate seat in the restaurants and paid nothing.
    Not a single person peed in the swimming pool.
     
  6. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    Simple answer Munchie,,, 2

    One for you and one 4 4cups. You then see who has the most left after 3 month, the loser has to do the washing up, cooking, cleaning and shopping for the next 12 months. (Just dont let on to 4cups that the bulge in your pants in an extra roll)..
    You should be fine.

    Aunty Hilda - Agony Aunt to the deluded...
     
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    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    Sort of depends on how full of crap you are. Opinions differ.
     
  8. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    Not really Hilldweller, me and Sundance have know that fact for a long time...
     
  9. Munchie

    Munchie Funster Life Member

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    According to 4cups I am well full of it. :Eeek:
     
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    Shiftzz got lapdancers:thumb:I'm on me way!!!
     
  11. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    Well sort of, its a combination of some old Funsteresses, wearing home made Thai Clothes, some dodgy Thai MP3 downloaded from E-Donkey and a lack of lighting, well its all dark cos we aint paid the bills...

    But fill ya boots, they are fluent in two words of Thai, ลูกพี่ ลูกน้อง and ลูกพี่ ลูกน้อง. You will be fine as long as your name is John and you want to order some Thai (Sharwoods) Spring Rolls with hot sauce (HP in a microwave). and Bobs your uncle...
     

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