Don't shoot the messenger (1 Viewer)

[chaser]

In my opinion you are more likely to have your house broken into while away than your van while you are in it.

 

[GJH]

And we have overnighted in some unusual places.

That's one of the kindest descriptions of a Fun Rally I've ever seen

 

[tonka]

I keep my cash next to Irene's cigarette... Let any robber try and get near them !!!!!

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[MattR]

Guy and is wife pulled up on pitch next to us yesterday, didn't say hallo or owt, could just tell they didn't want to get in conversation, so this morning was quite surprised, their tuggers by the way, when they said morning, bit later on my wife heard her on the phone saying they were felt safe now and security here was good, this afternoon they spilt the beans, they had been robbed on a service station where he had pulled up for a kip, they were in the caravan next thing they knew they had a torch shining at them, this bit made me laugh under my breath, his wife jumped up and had a pop, thought shit mate that should been you, they got robbed of 1500€ They called the police who couldn't come straight away as they were dealing with another robbery on the same service station, apparently a motohomer had been GASSED, the guy in the Motorhome was at the gendarmerie the same time as the tugger giving info and told the tugger that they laid there could see what was happening but couldn't do anything, but they did see the guy who was robbing them had a canister under his arm don't know how much they got off him 2K is the norm is it not, as title says don't shoot the messenger, this is how it was told too me, what you reckon?

Perhaps a toxicology report would help - providing it can differentiate between anaesthetic gases and bull sh1t.

 

[johnpengers]

Unlike some of you chappies/chappess, and the VeryOldMoIceCreamInternetMan, we have been at this lark for only about 12 ishhhh years. Never been robbed, gassed or anything and never met or heard of anyone who has. And we have overnighted in some unusual places.

Yes but...Mr Supermike.....You have a Winnebago....No self respecting

mugger...Robber....burglar etc would be seen dead trying to break into one

Even Scrotes have some street cred you know !!!

Regards to you both

John P

 

[whoa]

Mrs Deluxe keeps hers in her purse. She is from Yorkshire.

Enough said.......

I know what you mean my Yorkshire wife also has a purse trouble is its my money that's in it, and remember that old Yorkshire saying " what's yours is mine, and what's mine's me own". I do get an allowance if she's feeling generous, and it depends on the quality of my begging and grovelling, if it's not up to standard I'm flat busted, if I want 50p I have to use a spanner to release it from the palm of her hand.


Not sure if i should get involved with @old-mo post ,but the thing that's of interest this money in your wonderful wife's knickers, a. Is these the ones she's wearing or in a wardrobe, b. Is the money in notes or coins, because I've heard that there's a lot of weight in groats, guineas and florins.

And although they are your wife's knickers, it begs the question of who is actually wearing them after those photos from earlier in the year

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[jezport]

Who carries that much cash in a caravan or motorhome and doesn't have it locked in a safe?

Someone making an insurance claim!

 

[SuperMike]

Yes but...Mr Supermike.....You have a Winnebago....No self respecting

mugger...Robber....burglar etc would be seen dead trying to break into one

Even Scrotes have some street cred you know !!!

Regards to you both

John P

Thank you Mr JP. I love you toooooo. Dress it up how you like, it's not an Ice Cream van, like someone you know, has recently purchased.

 

[Charlie]

In my opinion you are more likely to have your house broken into while away than your van while you are in it.

That's it cheer us all up..

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[chaser]

That's it cheer us all up..

Glad to be of service

 

[Jim]

Be careful out there. In my extensive experience of world travel as a Brit, I know you are very likely to be a victim.........
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...Of KINDNESS

Victims of crime are very rare indeed.

 

[colonel]

It's 5 years since I heard of someone being gassed in their motorhome. Does it mean it's on the rise again!!

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[GWAYGWAY]

Bollocks!

Careful Jim will not like that. one word replies are not good.