Do you keep up your standards? (1 Viewer)

[DuxDeluxe]

I always drink my beer straight from the can or bottle.

I have seen Landlords dogs peeing up crates of bottled beer in pub back yards....a glass for me every time. BUSBY

Don't worry Chris, it might improve the flavour of some beers.......

 

[Snowbird]

Tablecloths........I find it most difficult stopping the wind blowing the sheet of newspaper away.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

We so would not get on Ian.

I dress down and act down at weekends after a week of suffering pompous gits.

Chris, we really should meet up sometime.....

Each to their own, but although we drink our tea out of bone china (hate drinking out of something resembling a dog bowl, and anyway, the dog objects......), the time away in the van is "us" time, and although Dawn is always smart, the unshaven disreputable git that is with her prefers to chill and never too fussed about things (apart from the tea mugs)

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[Carol]

Tablecloths........I find it most difficult stopping the wind blowing the sheet of newspaper away.

I soooo don't believe you

 

[Barclaybasher]

It is not possible for me to lower my standards - they're so low to start with

 

[rangi]

ALRIGHT! I' m a slob, Smoking jacket, does not match the Mankini! Yes I have been told, lime green clashes with Scarlet!
The Tarboosh set at a jaunty angle does not go with the bright orange Crocs
Drinking Champers from a 1942 Marmalade jar!
Singing "nelly dean" at 0200hrs
smothering the Chinese takeaway with tomato sauce
Yes yes yes! It's me! I'm guilty! Oh woe is me!

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[GJH]

ALRIGHT! I' m a slob, Smoking jacket, does not match the Mankini! Yes I have been told, lime green clashes with Scarlet!
The Tarboosh set at a jaunty angle does not go with the bright orange Crocs
Drinking Champers from a 1942 Marmalade jar!
Singing "nelly dean" at 0200hrs
smothering the Chinese takeaway with tomato sauce
Yes yes yes! It's me! I'm guilty! Oh woe is me!

You see. That etiquette, deportment and elocution course was worth it after all

 

[Soozywoozy]

Bit of both for me. All china crockery, tea cups, teapot, cafetiere, espresso cups, and coffee mugs, cocktail glasses, champagne flutes, but then I really dress down . At work I have to be suited, booted and look presentable ( I.e make up, hair done) get me in a motorhome and I am in shorts and t-shirt, flip flops/ wellies and hair not done - bliss!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

ALRIGHT! I' m a slob,
The Tarboosh set at a jaunty angle does not go with the bright orange Crocs

Yes yes yes! It's me! I'm guilty! Oh woe is me!

Crocs?? Always thought that you antipodeans had no taste whatsoever - now you just proved it

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[Debs]

When motorhoming do you keep to same standards at home or lower them a tad.
When we were away beginning of June, we saw one lady change into a little black dress for evening dining outside motorhome and at another site a lovely laid table with cloth, real napkins in rings etc., I'm a slob at home, dinner on my lap while watching tele, lager from a tin but must admit to putting it in a glass while sitting outside MH.

Let me guess - this wasn't on a caravan club site was it? It's the only time I've seen peeps do this

Life's too short, besides I don't think the dogs would like dressing for dinner

 

[big bertha]

Loving all the replies.
Must admit to having a glass for my wine but OH ok with plastic and we both have proper mugs but plastic plates, no napkins but kitchen roll for me as I dribble a lot.

 

[Mags52]

We were on a site in France a few years ago and met a retired lady who wore nothing but brief bikini bottoms for a week. I must admit feeling a bit embarrassed chatting to her as she strolled around the site on her way to the taps or the bins. She was a tugger - not that that is relevant really. At one point I was telling her about a nice restaurant we'd been to and she said 'we don't eat out when we're away' and as I walked away I thought it was probably wise.

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[big bertha]

Let me guess - this wasn't on a caravan club site was it? It's the only time I've seen peeps do this

Life's too short, besides I don't think the dogs would like dressing for dinner

The dressing for dinner was c&cc and set table cc site. I dress like a dogs dinner.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

The dressing for dinner was c&cc and set table cc site. I dress like a dogs dinner.

I aspire to that level of sartorial sophistication - even the dogs turn their noses up at some of the stuff I wear........

 

[rangi]

Crocs?? Always thought that you antipodeans had no taste whatsoever - now you just proved it

We, when relaxing, generally chewing on the occasional thigh or tibia, (the hand is the tastiest morsel, the juices collect in the palm) wear, the up market Jandels! In rainbow colours actually!

Didn't want to mention it just in case it sent the more vunerable into shock! just in case we "have" them over for lunch!

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[Wildbill]

I have very low standard and I am not razing them for no-one

 

[golly]

We try to keep certain standards but we'er in the motorhome to relax but I do draw the line of walking around with out a top on showing off the beer belly how some people think they look good with out a top is beyond me.

And that's just the women

 

[simbadog]

We have proper wine glasses & china plates But we iz very posh like

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[Munchie]

I have standards!!!! I always go outside to break wind when we have company!!!!

 

[Wildbill]

The butler has been reading this and is totally beside him self using news papers for table cloths Carole having the flowers drinking form charity shop crystal watt ever next sir he says are they all common them motor homers he says

 

[DuxDeluxe]

We, when relaxing, generally chewing on the occasional thigh or tibia, (the hand is the tastiest morsel, the juices collect in the palm) wear, the up market Jandels! In rainbow colours actually!

Didn't want to mention it just in case it sent the more vunerable into shock! just in case we "have" them over for lunch!

Red highlight - you will be cited for that. Minimum 5 game ban

Blue highlight - rainbow footwear? Whatever next (probably socks as well) - OK for Kings Cross area of Sydney but the Caravan Club will ritually strip you of your levelling blocks and drum you off a site for less....

Mind you, the mankini will doubtless help to make new friends

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[Chris]

In the van I tend to be a bit of a shower skipper.

Not sure Isabel approves...

 

[DuxDeluxe]

In the van I tend to be a bit of a shower skipper.

Not sure Isabel approves...

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

[Chris]

Is that a euphemism for something?

Stop using big words.

I got an A at A level English but I don't understand clever talk.

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[DuxDeluxe]

Always thought that you were Welsh, not Engerlish.....

 

[old-mo]

We try to keep certain standards but we'er in the motorhome to relax but I do draw the line of walking around with out a top on showing off the beer belly how some people think they look good with out a top is beyond me.

"Hey"..... Joy...... Did you read this/that ...

That`s put you in your place....

 

[rangi]

Red highlight - you will be cited for that. Minimum 5 game ban

Blue highlight - rainbow footwear? Whatever next (probably socks as well) - OK for Kings Cross area of Sydney but the Caravan Club will ritually strip you of your levelling blocks and drum you off a site for less....

Mind you, the mankini will doubtless help to make new friends

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[rangi]

Red highlight - you will be cited for that. Minimum 5 game ban

Blue highlight - rainbow footwear? Whatever next (probably socks as well) - OK for Kings Cross area of Sydney but the Caravan Club will ritually strip you of your levelling blocks and drum you off a site for less....

Mind you, the mankini will doubtless help to make new friends

 

[rangi]

Red highlight - you will be cited for that. Minimum 5 game ban

Blue highlight - rainbow footwear? Whatever next (probably socks as well) - OK for Kings Cross area of Sydney but the Caravan Club will ritually strip you of your levelling blocks and drum you off a site for less....

Mind you, the mankini will doubtless help to make new friends

 

[magicsurfbus]

We set very low standards in the MH, and consistently fail to achieve them.

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