Do you believe in Fairies?

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  1. OllieUK

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    A married couple in their early 60's are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

    The wife answered,
    'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
    The husband thought for a moment:
    'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. '

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.!

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...
    The husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of this story:
    Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female..... :Eeek:
     
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