Daftland

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  1. Billy23

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    I do not know who wrote this poem BUT it certainly hits the nail on the head.
    Well done whoever wrote it.


    We live in a country called Daftland
    The England we knew is no more
    Where sensible people do ludicrous things
    Or risk breaking some Daftland law.

    In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
    Less the villain has cause to complain
    And to steal from a shop and say 'sorry'
    Means your free with no stain to your name.

    You had better leave lights on in buildings
    When you lock up and go home at night
    'cause the burglars might hurt themselves entering
    And there's no way you'll be in the right.

    When speaking be wary in Daftland
    As some terms that you've used all your life
    Now have connotations unintended
    And you'll end up in all sorts of strife.

    We elect politicians in Daftland
    To give us the laws of the land
    Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
    The whole thing has got out of hand.

    The borders are open in Daftland
    And of migrants there's no keeping track
    Just a few of the thousands illegally here
    Will ever be caught and sent back.

    The exception to this is the hero
    Who fought for this land in the war
    He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
    So he's not welcome here any more.

    When the history is written of Daftland
    Historians may just recall
    That the craziest people in Daftland
    Were the public who put up with it all.

    :Smile:
     
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  2. alfandM

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    What a great poem, and much to truth, thanks for sharing , merry christmas:Smile:
     
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  3. teddybard

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    Thanks for posting
    this probably wont go down well with
    any of the P.C.Mob that feel
    that any form of protest is not acceptable.

    Roger:Doh:
     
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  4. Johns_Cross_Motorhomes

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    Every word is so true about England now, bloody bat ears Blair

    Peter
     

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