Cat Alert!

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  1. 1_man_and_his_dob(lo)

    1_man_and_his_dob(lo) Funster

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    A public information warning....

    ...if you happen to be stopping off at Cwmcuttan campsite, and a friendly little black-and-white cat strolls up to your motorhome, mewing...

    1) DO NOT MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT!!!!

    2) DO NOT LET IT INTO YOUR VEHICLE!!!!


    He's checked out my van and obviously found it satisfactory, stopped me getting in by lying on the doormat and punctured my leg (look...blood!) when I tried getting him off my seat.

    And now I can't get out of my own van...
    [​IMG]

    Somebody please send help... :help:
     

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  2. movan

    movan Funster Life Member

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    Neil. This is Colin. He adopted me at Cwymmcutten and makes me welcome every time I go back.. How dare you upset him, poor little mite.... You are obviously not giving him any cheese.:Smile:
     
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    No problem MAX the mutt will sort him-loves cats :BigGrin:
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    movan Funster Life Member

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    OI....:Doh:
     
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    Count yourself lucky ... it's much better than trying to convince a large white peacock to stop clambering in your 'van!!!!:Eeek:

    .... or a couple of large swans!!!
     
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    OK, so that explains why he was sitting on the seat looking at the fridge. I wonder if he's tried goat's cheese?

    :stopsign: Don't fall for it Joy...all that rolling around on the ground asking to be stroked, and standing on his back legs trying to be friends....it's all a trick. Next thing you know he'll be in the van with the central-locking keys and you'll be stuck outside :wooo:

    Now where's he gone? Maybe I can make a run for the fresh water taps... :Eeek:
     
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    Ah yes, Colin - the resident would-be gigolo. He was preparing to move into my van - but then I introduced him to Nix. :BigGrin:
     
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    You need to introduce him into your right foot :Rofl1:(they do not always land on their feet they have to be concious )
     
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    awwwww Colin is reallllllllly sweet.

    [​IMG] you just arn't handling him correctly. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.:Wink:
     
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    :Rofl1: tickles me when animals are given human names, Colin the Cat indeed, god love him!

    When I used to work in Haslingden, there was a cat called Charlie - Car Park Charlie to give him his full title - he greeted everyone to the car park, made sure everyone was parked to his satisfaction, issued tickets etc very clever
     
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