Carer Wanted. (1 Viewer)

[Snowbird]

I have to fly home tomorrow for a hospital jobby. Am more than a little worried about Smudgernadeen sitting here in Benidorm on his own with no one to help him up the ramp to the bar. If there are any funsters in the vicinity that could take this job on I would be more than grateful if you could let him know ASAP, as he is now in panic mode. He just needs a push up the ramp at 6PM and a help down the ramp at closing time. All applicants in confidence to Smudgermadeen La Torreta Benidorm Spain .

 

[GJH]

Just get a hosepipe and a brolly (just in case). Push one end of the hosepipe onto the beer pump and the other into Smudger's glass. Ramp problem solved and if it rains he's always got the brolly to stop the beer being diluted.

 

[Taran_Las]

I have to fly home tomorrow for a hospital jobby. Am more than a little worried about [HI]Smudgernadeen[/HI] sitting here in Benidorm on his own with no one to help him up the ramp to the bar. If there are any funsters in the vicinity that could take this job on I would be more than grateful if you could let him know ASAP, as he is now in panic mode. He just needs a push up the ramp at 6PM and a help down the ramp at closing time. All applicants in confidence to Smudgermadeen La Torreta Benidorm Spain .

Just line up 12 bottles of brandy that'll keep him happy:thumb:

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[JJ]

With respect, may I draw your attention to the fact that members of a Royal Household are referred to as staff, or servants... NOT "carers".


JJ :Cool:

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

Dear Smudger

I am a large rotund woman who stands no nonsense
(I usually sit down if I have to listen to nonsense)

I am willing to push you at 6pm and pull you at closing time

in exchange for a free one way flight from london to benidorm and someone comfortable to sleep each night and your assurance that you wont tell my family where I am

I need some respite and caring for you sounds much easier than caring for my family :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

they say a change is as good as a rest :thumb::thumb::thumb:

 

[TheBig1]

Dear Smudger

I am a large rotund woman who stands no nonsense
(I usually sit down if I have to listen to nonsense)

I am willing to push you at 6pm and pull you at closing time

in exchange for a free one way flight from london to benidorm and [HI]someone comfortable to sleep each night[/HI] and your assurance that you wont tell my family where I am

I need some respite and caring for you sounds much easier than caring for my family :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

they say a change is as good as a rest :thumb::thumb::thumb:

oooops! fruedian slip me thinks any offers for someone comfortable to sleep with this poor soul??

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[ourcampersbeentrashed]

not particularly well worded

I am willing to............ pull you at closing time and someone comfortable to sleep each night

doesnt read well does it oh:oh:oh:oh:oh:

 

[dogman]

not particularly well worded

I am willing to............ pull you at closing time and someone comfortable to sleep each night

doesnt read well does it oh:oh:oh:oh:oh:

OHHHHHHHHHHH GAIL, you need another web site.

 

[ukbill]

Dear Smudger

I am a large rotund woman who stands no nonsense
(I usually sit down if I have to listen to nonsense)

I am willing to push you at 6pm and pull you at closing time

in exchange for a free one way flight from london to benidorm and[HI] someone[/HI] comfortable to sleep each night and your assurance that you wont tell my family where I am

I need some respite and caring for you sounds much easier than caring for my family :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

they say a change is as good as a rest :thumb::thumb::thumb:

tut tut gail is that someone or somewhere

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[ukbill]

the bloody place is overun with funsters so leave him somewhere with his badge on and by morning he will have a load of change in his lap

 

[Larby]

Don't be so cruel to Gail, she has trouble with her "P"s and "B"s.
She was thinking of the old cockney pub song Down at the old Bull and Bush.

 

[Snowbird]

Have just had a word with the site management and they have assured me they are looking into the matter of putting Armco crash barriers around the swimming pool to stop him when coming down the ramp at closing time .

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[teddybard]

Dear Smudger

I am a large rotund woman who stands no nonsense
(I usually sit down if I have to listen to nonsense)

I am willing to push you at 6pm and pull you at closing time

in exchange for a free one way flight from london to benidorm and someone comfortable to sleep each night and your assurance that you wont tell my family where I am

I need some respite and caring for you sounds much easier than caring for my family :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

they say a change is as good as a rest :thumb::thumb::thumb:

"tut tut gail is that someone or somewhere "


"Either way Tony will be quite relieved"

 

[bigfoot]

what about a [STRIKE]home[/STRIKE] RV delivery service?

 

[golly]

Dear Smudger

I am a large rotund woman who stands no nonsense
(I usually sit down if I have to listen to nonsense)

I am willing to push you at 6pm and pull you at closing time

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[ourcampersbeentrashed]

Dear Smudger

Regretfully I will be unable to pull you in the evenings as this thread has attracted so much attention I have been recruited by someone else

Wishing you a Merry Christmas