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[chrisgreen]

english strong chedder and branson's pickle with white bloomer loaf cut into doorsteps:thumb:

 

[Swift]

@. Treacle

 

[Gran & Rog]

a nice weight watchers wrap with lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, Mayo & cream cheese with chicken. mmmmmmmmmm delicious

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[Swift]

It's meant to be a sandwich that describes you, who would ever call a Gran tasty?





There is always Mutton and Lamb available!



Dives for cover

 

[Hayleylulu]

A big thick piece of beef

 

[old-mo]

Think I got the wrong end of the stick on the first post/thread....oh:

White or Brown bread............ with loads of white meat "Crab"......... :thumb:

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[pappajohn]

Fish fingers on white with tomato ketchup.....

common but honest :thumb:

 

[ShiftZZ]

It's meant to be a sandwich that describes you, who would ever call a Gran tasty?

There is always Mutton and Lamb available!

Dives for cover

And how far did you get in the Diplomatic corps?

I get that Déjà vu feeling....

 

[Swift]

Can I take a quote from papajohn "common but honest"

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[JJ]

I would like to get to know you more as I am pretty new here, so are you able to give me a description of yourself but in the context of a Sandwich e.g. Egg in white bread, maybe you are a bit more adventurous and could relate to other ingredients, I am sure there is a bit of beef (and lard) on here

I will wait to the end as I have mine ready :thumb:

Oi... what about a little about you in your site profile first

Don't even know what van you have got... a Swift perchance?

JJ :Cool:

 

[Jaygee32]

Peanut butter and blackcurrant jam on white bread.

 

[Mags52]

I am a Yorkshire bloomer with a spicy filling.
My partner on the other hand is a Scottish buttery with a sweet filling.

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[ShiftZZ]

JJ

Whatever it is, it has the following:

Full heavy drive away awning
Lightweight drive away awning
Ground sheets x 3 (diifferent types)
New XC Camping tyres
New cab radio
Full alarm
10" or so DVD tv
15" DVD tv
TV brackets & fitting
Full service & cam belt
Wow motor tune
K&N air filter
Cruise control
External shower point
External gas BBQ point
Gas check
External 240v outlet for awning
Reverse polarity switch
Cadac BBQ
Xtend & Climb ladder
Foldable bucket
Battery booster pack (heavy duty)
Refit of satellite controls
Foldable portable 62w solar panel to supplement existing 80w roof panel
Portable awning ceramic heater
Awning lighting
Full set of Alloy wheels
Full valet & polish
Awning furniture (4 chairs, tables by Lafuma)
Bedding
Clutch claw
Tidying up of reversing camera wires
New plastic end caps for side panels
New grill
Silver screen thermal cover and summer one way see through screen
New external facias for Dometic grills
Summer (beach) set of Turtle mats for interior
Waeco 80ltr freezer 12/240v
Waeco CDF25 freezer
iPad
Wifi
3,500w portable suitcase generator
Wind breaks x 4
Microwave
Awning curved adjustable centre rafter
3rd 110amp leisure battery
3 x cycles & accessories
Full winter cover
Membership of Caravan club
Refurb of tow ball & electrics
Thule tow ball fitting bicycle rack (used flat as a base for m/cycle) for 3rd bike when no m/cycle
Full internal change to LED lighting

 

[Swift]

Oi... what about a little about you in your site profile first

Don't even know what van you have got... a Swift perchance?

JJ :Cool:

I'm a father and a grandad, I have a Swift Kontiki 645, 2004 model and nice it is too. Retired, I live inside the M25 / London, have a passion for nature (not naturism ) and the outdoors. I own a motor boat and spend time cruising the South Coast, Channel Islands and France, I was getting a little bored of the same old boating haunts so got the motorhome, love it to bits and love the people I meet on sites. I am off to the South of France in it for our annual Month with the kids, don't have air con but bought a thin stand alone mobile type unit that sits between the front seats and is perfect with the hose out of the front window down the inside of the Silverscreen to vent, we are right on th beach so it gets very hot

Oh! I should have added a bit of fat around the edge of my beef sandwich

 

[Swift]

JJ

Whatever it is, it has the following:

Full heavy drive away awning
Lightweight drive away awning
Ground sheets x 3 (diifferent types)
New XC Camping tyres
New cab radio
Full alarm
10" or so DVD tv
15" DVD tv
TV brackets & fitting
Full service & cam belt
Wow motor tune
K&N air filter
Cruise control
External shower point
External gas BBQ point
Gas check
External 240v outlet for awning
Reverse polarity switch
Cadac BBQ
Xtend & Climb ladder
Foldable bucket
Battery booster pack (heavy duty)
Refit of satellite controls
Foldable portable 62w solar panel to supplement existing 80w roof panel
Portable awning ceramic heater
Awning lighting
Full set of Alloy wheels
Full valet & polish
Awning furniture (4 chairs, tables by Lafuma)
Bedding
Clutch claw
Tidying up of reversing camera wires
New plastic end caps for side panels
New grill
Silver screen thermal cover and summer one way see through screen
New external facias for Dometic grills
Summer (beach) set of Turtle mats for interior
Waeco 80ltr freezer 12/240v
Waeco CDF25 freezer
iPad
Wifi
3,500w portable suitcase generator
Wind breaks x 4
Microwave
Awning curved adjustable centre rafter
3rd 110amp leisure battery
3 x cycles & accessories
Full winter cover
Membership of Caravan club
Refurb of tow ball & electrics
Thule tow ball fitting bicycle rack (used flat as a base for m/cycle) for 3rd bike when no m/cycle
Full internal change to LED lighting

You missed the new Top Box and motorbike

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[ninjayorkies]

Crunchy peanut butter with mega strong grated cheddar on gluten free bread

 

[runrig]

Hi,

Micks favourite is - bacon, egg, sausage and tomato dip on a french- eaten on a Friday morning, because he knows that by 12 noon he will be off in the RV.

Mine is pork dripping on pumpkin & sunflower bread with a sprinkle of salt yummy.

Sheila

 

[JayDee]

Wholemeal baguette with serano ham (bit like the French Bayonne or Italian Cru) with a nice sharp cheese, some lettuce with a sprinkling of vinaigrette and ground black pepper. Served with either a nice glass of Spanish Red or a half litre of Leffe Blond. Yummy. :Cool:

Feeling hungry now.



John

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[johnp10]

Hollands (got to be Hollands) meat & potato pie, Daddies (not the puffy HP) sauce on a proper Lancashire barm cake.

In JJ speak, that's my FB.

 

[Janine]

Faggots & paes inside a fine bread roll....

in other words - a black country wench on the inside just trying to look posh

 

[Styx]

Try to just profile yourself as a Sandwich, so if you were a sandwich out of all the sandwiches in the world how would you describe yourself?

Scottish smoked salmon and full-fat cream cheese on lightly buttered oat bread with a twist of cracked black pepper and a dribble of fresh lemon juice


and yes, before you say it: classic... predictable... vaguely understated and

























Pure Class!

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[lesleyjean]

Freshly cooked chips, White bread, lots of butter and a dash of HP sauce.

In other words a nice chip butty.:thumb::thumb:

MMMmmmmmm delicious.

 

[lesleyjean]

Freshly cooked chips, White bread, lots of butter and a dash of HP sauce.

In other words a nice chip butty.:thumb::thumb:

MMMmmmmmm delicious.

Or a

Ham with lettuce and tomato butty

Depending on whether I am having a fat day or a thin day.

 

[tofo]

i usually takes a tin loaf cuts it in alf longff wise rakes out the white stuff inside
cooks some tatoes sausages and onions
bit o gravy, thick mind
lays the mashed tatoes in one side sausages on top
in the uver half goes the onions and fick gravy drop of mustard

then i gets a ground sheet stands in the middle puts me bestest

unholy shreddies on and chompin the open:man_in_love::sorry2:



but if senior mismanagement is at home
i make do with smoked bacon just giving up its fat to replace that orible fluid they interjects into bacon

butter me bread bacon in sizzzzzzling ot pepper vinegar cut in half mmmmmmm
mug o tea:Blush::thumb:

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[ShiftZZ]

Scottish smoked salmon and full-fat cream cheese on lightly buttered oat bread with a twist of cracked black pepper and a dribble of fresh lemon juice


and yes, before you say it: classic... predictable... vaguely understated and

























Pure Class!

Who are you?
Have we met?

ShiftZZ

 

[tofo]

Who are you?
Have we met?

ShiftZZ

oohhhh lardy da:thumb:

 

[johnp10]

Freshly cooked chips, White bread, lots of butter and a dash of HP sauce.

In other words a nice chip butty.:thumb::thumb:

MMMmmmmmm delicious.

Or a

Ham with lettuce and tomato butty

Now you've just spoilt it!
If it aint fried, it aint cooked!

Scottish smoked salmon and full-fat cream cheese on lightly buttered oat bread with a twist of cracked black pepper and a dribble of fresh lemon juice


and yes, before you say it: classic... predictable... vaguely understated and

























Pure Class!

STORRRRP IIIIT!

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[tofo]

Originally Posted by MrsShiftZZ
Scottish smoked salmon and full-fat cream cheese on lightly buttered oat bread with a twist of cracked black pepper and a dribble of fresh lemon juice

Who are you?
Have we met?

ShiftZZ

oohhhh lardy da:thumb:

 

[ShiftZZ]

Originally Posted by MrsShiftZZ
Scottish smoked salmon and full-fat cream cheese on lightly buttered oat bread with a twist of cracked black pepper and a dribble of fresh lemon juice








oohhhh lardy da:thumb:

So you have met her, I thought it was my humble working class (lower) upbringing..

 

[johnp10]

So you have met her, I thought it was my humble working class (lower) upbringing..

Bloody spoilt rotten she is, Dave, if she can afford lemon juice!

or

is she just showing off cos she comes from the posh part of Hinckley?

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