Can you help me profile YOU!

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  1. Swift

    Swift

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    I would like to get to know you more as I am pretty new here, so are you able to give me a description of yourself but in the context of a Sandwich e.g. Egg in white bread, maybe you are a bit more adventurous and could relate to other ingredients, I am sure there is a bit of beef (and lard) on here :Rofl1:

    I will wait to the end as I have mine ready :thumb:
     
  2. old-mo

    old-mo Funster Extra Special Life Member

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    I`m handsome, approx 6ft 2 inchs, Dark Haired, Silf like athletic body, Go to Church regularley,,, I have a six pack to die for,, Partial to the occassional Glass of "Spanish Sweet White Wine",, I do love a well done Bacon Sarnie "White or Brown Bread" I am that easy...

    My only downfall so I have been told by all my other conquests is (And this is only hear say) I Fart and snore in my sleep...

    Other than that I think I am perfect.. :Wink: :Rofl1: :Rofl1:

    Now your turn... :thumb:
     
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  3. Swift

    Swift

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    Try to just profile yourself as a Sandwich, so if you were a sandwich out of all the sandwiches in the world how would you describe yourself?

    Feel free to add or delete any ingredient or type of bread :Laughing:

    I am sure those that know each other will immediately relate their description to that of the person :Rofl1:

    Me, I would be a Roast beef in wholemeal bread with a light smear of English mustard, perhaps with a cheeky slice of pickled cucumber :BigGrin:

    Do we have any fresh smoked salmon on pure white wholesome bread with a dash of lemon and the edges removed on here? :Rofl1:


    Maybe the experiment would be better describing someone you know on here as a sandwich to see if your idea fits in with theirs :Rofl1:
     
  4. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    Like Old Mo, here is my profile.

    Welsh by birth, attended Eton and obtained a number of A+ A-levels, including Sociology, Psychology and Modern art. Attended Brasenose College Oxford, 1st Hons in PPE.
    Left Oxford and went into finance, moved rapidly through the ranks getting to a senior role.
    Was able to retire at 50, hobbies include politics, crotchet, Peruvian Pipe music, Medieval triangulation research.

    5 feet 11 ½ inches weight in proportion to age and height, have a passing interest in Rugby, did play for Oxford 7’s. Well manicured and sophisticated, well travelled and especially fond of Far East and Bengali cuisine, similarly to Old MO, onion bhajies give me terrible wind...
    Attend the local gym and work out what the hell I am doing there before buggering off for a pie and a pint.
    Hope this helps?

    As Always

    ShiftZZ KGB, MFI, Battersea Swimming pool 50m breaststroke
     
  5. Geo

    Geo Trader - Funster

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    Dripping on white:thumb:
    Geo
     
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  6. Swift

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    That's it, perfect, can you help ShiftZZ he's gone off on one :Rofl1:


    I'm sure I probably met some of his mates at Oxford Uni, I was there for 4 years, I had a great time and learnt a lot, the only problem was as Janitor I had to get up early every morning to clean the toilets and showers :Rofl1:
     
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  7. yodeli

    yodeli Funster Life Member

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    dead easy..... i am a half-baguette (im really small...:Laughing:)with olive oil on, letuce , tomatoes onions ham bits of garlic ( step back JJ you can't kiss me now ..i am smelly:Wink:).....miam miam ....!! oh and add a glass of red wine , preferably cahors carte noire!


    Frankie:BigGrin::BigGrin:
     
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  8. Swift

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    WOW!! you sound TASTY :Laughing:

    Errr...are you male or female? :Eeek:
     
  9. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    OK..

    White bread, Crispy streaky bacon, HP sauce.
     
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    yodeli Funster Life Member

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    Put your spect on dear swift , it is written on the left side on my post .....!:Smile:
     
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  11. Swift

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    Oh thanks see it now :thumb: Tartan? have you got any Scottish in you?
     
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    yodeli Funster Life Member

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    :Blush:Nope.... french... called" black foot" since born in French algeria. Mix of spanish italian and northern french.... I like theses things(tartan) but have no time to make proper searches . Intend to go to Scotland and learn when over there!


    Amicalement

    Frankie:Smile::Smile:
     
  13. Swift

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    Well I'm Scottish, do you want some :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:


    :Blush::Blush::Blush:
     
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    sue1959 Read Only Funster

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    Toast and dripping with a sprinkle of pepper followed by fish and chips!
     
  15. Swift

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    Nice one :thumb: Crusts on or off? :Rofl1:
     
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    slobadoberbob Read Only Funster

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    I think Frankie will eat you

    I think our Frankie will eat you..despite being a 'little Froggie'


    Bob:Blush:

    Me ? I am a tomato ketchup sandwich....:Blush:
     
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  17. Swift

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    I had a feeling about that :Blush: APOLOGIES Frankie, just a bit of stupid childish English humour :thumb:
     
  18. Geo

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    A comment like that got me a slap in the face
    I said to her have you got any Italian in you
    she said no
    I said Do a you wanta some:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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  19. ShiftZZ

    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    I thought you were Scottish?
    Or LIve in Scotland?
    Or have I mistake you?
     
  20. Swift

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    I think I am owed a slap :Eeek:


    Anyway, where is your Italian influence in your sandwich? :Smile:
     
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