Can some one put this in English please

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  1. Hayleylulu

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    Nous avons le regret de vous informer que nous ne pourrons pas vous expédier les articles suivants dans les délais annoncés initialement sur notre site :

    Martine Duparc "Guide officiel des aires de service 2012"
    Date d'arrivée prévue : 08 février 2012 - 17 février 2012

    Nous faisons tout notre possible pour obtenir ces articles et nous vous les enverrons au fur à mesure que nous les recevons.
     
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    We are sorry to inform you that we cannot send you the following items within the time originally announced on our site:


    Martine Duparc "areas of service 2012 Official Guide"
    Date of arrival: 08 February 2012 - 17 February 2012


    We do everything we can to get these articles and we send you as as we receive them.
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    We regret to inform you that we will not send you the following items within the time originally announced on our website:

    Martine Duparc "Official Guide service areas in 2012"
    Date of arrival: 08 February 2012 - February 17, 2012

    We do our best to get these items and we will send them as as we receive them.
     
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    We have the regret to inform yourself that we not you will be able to dispatch the following items in the announced delays initially on our site: :Angry:
     
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    We regret to inform you that we will not send you the following items within the time originally announced on our website:

    Martine Duparc "Official Guide service areas in 2012"
    Date of arrival: 08 February 2012 - February 17, 2012

    We do our best to get these items and we will send them as as we receive them.
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  6. Brightspark

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    Go to google click on tab 'more' & it says 'translate. copy & paste into the 1st box & nominate your preferred languages from & to and hey presto!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumb:
     
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    Wow thats quite impressive to how helpful FUN is three
    answers withing a minute of one another
     
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    We regret to inform you that we will be arresting you as soon as you step foot in france again.

    A load of legal gumph bla bla bla

    we will be doing our very best to string you up by the goolys as soon as we get hold of you.:thumb:
     
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    out of stock....you'll have to wait for it. :thumb:
     
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    quite fancy that:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    It actually states...

    We are holding Munchie, do you want him back?
     
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    if you live in cornwall it goes something like this .
    here boy aint got them there bits in stock. weil send he one if an wen we gets em . if he dun like it git back cross tamar an dun cum back.
     
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    French not being my second language i believe it says

    That parcel you recently aquired by courier containing the latest mobile phone that was delivered to you should be repackaged and sent first class to ROB1CHELSEA1:Rofl1:
     
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    we regret to inform you that guide to naturist sites is currently out of stock
    We will be sending the gay sites guide in its place and hope that meets with your satisfaction.
     
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    wonder of google.com it translates all kinds on lingo :Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    put it dose not come up with all the different answers as you lot do
     
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    When he said translate to English, he meant Yosser English, so I'll give it me best Yosser...


    "Listen Yosser, we ain’t got the guides to Aires that you’ve ordered.

    We do our best and if that ain’t good enough then tough titty."

    ................there that's it in a nutshell.......No no, don't thank me, I'll have a pint in't summer...cheers Griff
     
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    You're another one let down by Amazon France then.
     
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    What it really says is "sorry sir, I do NOT do that, not even for five pounds extra, and if you contact me again, i will inform the police":Rofl1:
     
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    :Eeek::Eeek: Well .... that's it .... funsters don't need me anymore:cry::cry::cry: I thought i had done my best to make google bug .... :Doh:I forgot I was useless at computers:RollEyes:


    Frankie:Sad:
     
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