Bugger.. had an accident

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  1. Jaws

    Jaws Funster Life Member

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    Walked into the bedroom & tripped on our lass's bra, it was a booby trap.

    Women used to call me ugly till they found out how much I earn, then they called me ugly & poor.
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
    You really should think about getting another Job, John... :doh:

    Your to fit and young to be left home alone... :wink::BigGrin:

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    yeah and look how ugly Macaulay Culkin got :whistle:
     
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    Made a right tit of yourself (again!)?:imoutahere:
     
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    where theirs blame theirs a claim(y);):giggler::bear:
     
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    Tripped over her bra and went
    Titus up,
     
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    Hope she wasn't still in the bra at the time!
     
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    Glad to hear you didn't 'bust' anything.........:)
     
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    They are really gunning for you at the moment, time to sort all these young pretenders out.
     
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    They keep other things warm as well!

    Faroes Summer 07 086.jpg
     
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    Bet you felt a right tit,

    I never thought I'd see the day when someone's jokes were worse than Mo,s
     
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    I think it is just a practice one. he is getting ready for the thetford bash.
     
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    Me ? I do not do jokes.. all the above is absolutely true !!
    Cross my heart
    And errr.. thanks for the support ? :LOL:
    Damn it.. sodding nose has just shot out another inch
     
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