Bryan's inability to speak the lingo

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  1. Suzy

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    When Bryan was taken ill, as many of you know, I had to drop him at A & E because there was nowhere to park at the spanish hospital in Cadiz.

    What you don't know (until now) is that whilst I was away a Spanish man approached Bryan clutching his bollocks (his own not Bryan's) and saying something that Bryan thought was "prostitute!" :Eeek:

    When I arrived at the hospital Bryan pointed out the man and told me what he thought the man had said.

    The man was in fact a nice old man who was, after seeing that Bryan was in a great deal of pain, enquiring as to whether Bryan had a problem with his prostrate! :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:

    Just shows how when you don't 'speaka-da- lingo' you can get it soooooooooooooo wrong. :BigGrin:


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    :Rofl1::Rofl1: Won't tell you how I interpreted it when the last man approached me like that!!!!:Eek!:


    (only kiddin' Suzy)
     
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    I appreciate your discretion on this matter Joy... :Wink:

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    :Rofl1::Rofl1:. Reminds me of the time Graham was at Kings X station waiting train back to Wakefield when he was approached by a woman who said " can you tell me the time", when he said pardon she had actually said " I show you good time", he was petrified and walked away, that'll teach him to miss his flight home :BigGrin:


    Hope Bryan is on the mend now
     
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    It shows I must be old 'cos i don't get men approaching me like that anymore:Eeek:
    Aww....:Rofl1:
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    i didn't know Bryan had been ill, Suzy, must have missed that. Sorry. :Sad:Send him our best wishes for a speedy recovery, :Smile:Lucille and Dave
     
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    Poor old Brian:cry:

    Never a dull moment eh Suzy:Wink:

    Enjoy the adventure:BigGrin:
     
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    If he hadn't been in pain you wouldn't have seen him for dust
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    By the way are his stones rolling :Doh:

    Get well soon Bryan :thumb:
     
  12. Suzy

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    Bryan seems ok at the moment, I think he should spend the next 3 months trying to speaka the lingo!:BigGrin:
     
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    He can jangle the coins so he'll get by:Wink::Laughing:
     
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