BLOODY Women Drivers!!

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  1. FIDGET

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    This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

    I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
    As a man,I don't scare easily..But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
    In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned my "Big Tom and the Twins", ruined my phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

    BLOODY Women Drivers!!
     
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  2. campa cola

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    If it was a woman she would have been on twatter and faceberk as well as doing her lippy!
     
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  3. Big bus man

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    I know that happened to me in the van at 90 mph, I just waited for a straight bit then put the cruise control on and went to the back and got changed :drink:
     
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  4. Judge Mental

    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    Do male members think shariah law would improve the situation? Saudi stylee.......:Eeek:

    The roads would be quieter with no school runs and certainly safer! Just a thought.....:D
     
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  5. fastpat

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    I've asked my member for its opinion but its refusing to speak on the matter. I think its worried about being beheaded.
     
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  6. Judge Mental

    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    Blimey.....Its a while since I've seen mine without the use of mirrors
     
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    Shame on you Fidget, allowing a woman to distract you from the essential things in life.

    Was she a 'looker'?

    Alan
     
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    According to women, yes.
     
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  9. Big bus man

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    I feel sorry for the poor girl in the Golf, she would have passed this iffy vehicle swaying all over the road looked in her mirror and seen this old bloke waving his hand at here with his trousers round his ankles, it would have been enough to make her smudge the makeup!
     
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  10. KeithChesterfield

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    A woman driver with a big heart - and a problem .....



     
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  11. Judge Mental

    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    Ha ha ha..what a trickster..I would love a dog like that!:)
     
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    She is merely training to be an Audi driver
     
  13. mitzimad

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    i had a car with german plates in front of me on the m25 doing eighty and going from lane to lane when i got beside him he was texting and had a clip board on the steering wheel clipboard o
     
  14. Wildbill

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    I was passed today on the hard shoulder of the M18 today the vehicle was being closely chased by two police cars
    and it was a female driver they got her three mils up the road
    bill
     
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    that is a bit sexist Bill dear boy:xgrin:

    May well of being having a PMT interlude..or a dry under carriage:censored:
     
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    There are so many prat's on the road
     
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