Do you begrudge spending £70 on a macerator, don't fancy storing 5 meter lengths of $h1tty pipe beneath your bed, embarrased at buying Dutch caps for your bog, then simply pop down to your local chemist's for a family size pack of Immodium. One simple application of 48 pills will see you eggbound from Calais to Croatia.
Please note, stays of over 28 days may require the use of a corkscrew on your return to Blighty
Please note, stays of over 28 days may require the use of a corkscrew on your return to Blighty