Beer trade ?

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  1. Jaws

    Jaws Funster Life Member

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    This morning I was in luck.....
    Woman sent me off to get some shopping and whilst in Lidls noticed they were doing a special on a lovely dry red for less than a tenner a box.. Now red is not my poison but many friends drink the stuff and it is always good to offer visitors to the van a drop of what they fancy :)

    I bought a couple of boxes, dumped them on the front seat and headed back towards the camp site.

    I stopped at a garage to fill up with diesel where a drop-dead gorgeous woman in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She glanced at the two boxes of wine, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,

    "I'm a big believer in Barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for wine?"



























    I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of wine 'ya got?"
     
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  2. Jim

    Jim Ringleader

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    You lost me at "Handsome" ;)
     
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    Seems like your luck is finally changing then. :)
     
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    Then you woke up!
     
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  6. Jaws

    Jaws Funster Life Member

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    Its all true I tell you.. Mind you, we are talking about a Norfolk lass here !!!
     
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    no she would have wanted beer.. now where was that filling station.
     
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  8. Bailey58

    Bailey58 Funster Life Member

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    Thought that was gonna be the one about the busty lasses who wash the windscreen before pinching your wallet. :LOL:
     
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    I knew it was a lie when you said 'handsome' otherwise she would have been the passenger not the driver and would have had a white stick and a Labrador ! ;)
     
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    Nah, it was a ladyboy.
     
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