This morning I was in luck..... Woman sent me off to get some shopping and whilst in Lidls noticed they were doing a special on a lovely dry red for less than a tenner a box.. Now red is not my poison but many friends drink the stuff and it is always good to offer visitors to the van a drop of what they fancy I bought a couple of boxes, dumped them on the front seat and headed back towards the camp site. I stopped at a garage to fill up with diesel where a drop-dead gorgeous woman in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of wine, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in Barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for wine?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of wine 'ya got?"