Bacon

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  1. gordoncbrown

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    Ok. Wats the point of the little tab on the corner of packs of bacon? I have never been able to open the pack using it. Have you?
     
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  2. Tootles

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    I use pliers. (y)
     
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    It's there to totally pi$$ people off first thing in the morning - bacon rage - stab the pack with knife, fork, anything.................feel much better then
    (y)(y)

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    Buy bacon from your local butcher instead.
    No plastic packaging, just delicious strata of succulent meat. :)
     
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  5. Tootles

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    And no ten gallons of water either!. (y)
     
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    A terrible thread...;)

    I'm so drooling here..again! Need a proper fry up now...and very soon! Anyone fancy making my breakfast at Chester...? I'll even stay quiet and not distract you whilst you're cooking it...well it is serious business! :censored: In fact if you cook it well...I might even marry you...:love::lips:
     
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  7. Tootles

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    Might be interested in making your bed. :)(y)(y)(y);)
     
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    Hi LilacMoss.
    I am the best bacon fryer in the Universe,but.................... i am afraid you will have to keep drooling,i am still married to my first wife and i am more afraid of her than ANYTHING else in the world LOL !
    Tea Bag
     
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    :groan: Toots:Eeek::rofl:
     
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  10. Tootles

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    Just because you play for Man United, it dosent stop you playing away from Old Trafford every other week. :)
     
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  11. Bertie Bassett

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    No.
     
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    It's a childproof device to prevent Muslim children enjoying proper food.
     
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    I stab mine and rip the top off an leave to dry for about a week than grill it to death
     
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    Now that is a cracker(y)..................it's the way you tell em...:D
     
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  15. Tootles

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    Are you telling us porkies?? o_O
     
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  16. Tootles

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    Is this still bacon, or Muslim children?? :Eeek::Eeek:
     
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  17. Ralph-n-Bev

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    You can always tell cheap bacon by the water that comes out of it and the white scummy froth when you fry it .
     
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    Can't like that Toots or I'll be on the racist, murdering fascist list with you again.:D;)
     
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    True and then after dirtying the pan it tastes like....................................................shyte!:eek:
     
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    Snap....
    I salivate with white scummy froth when I fry it too.
     
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