an omellette

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  1. darklord

    darklord Read Only Funster

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    I,m home alone tonight, wifey is working (no she's not on the game:BigGrin:), so i decided on a heathy tea, rather than hopping off down to Unlucky fried Kitten.
    I decided on an omellette, but not a plain one.....OH no,......I,ll "jazz it up a bit". First of all, I made meself a coffee, then i turned on "The Chase", now to start my culinary masterpiece. I looked in the egg bowl, there were six eggs in there, the date printed on them was OK (bloody clever these chickens, must have a sort of stamping machine on their bums), I raided the fridge and found a large wedge of nice strong cheese. I also saw some toms that madam had grown in the garden, so i thought i'd show willing and lob some of them in.
    Right, a bit of spray oil in the frying pan,...the six eggs were beaten to death in a bowl, the toms sliced (well...SHE'd have said "hacked") so i started on the cheese, unfortunaley, "The Chaser" was looking to be having a bad time, so i was still grating the cheese when i felt one of my fingers hit the grater...never mind, i like cheese:Laughing:
    So, the egg was lobbed in the pan...sizzle sizzle, then the cheese, then i decorated it with the toms. When i saw soem smoke, i turned it over, and give it a good frying that side. While it was cooking, i buttered 4 slices of bread, made another coffee, slid the omellette extrodanaire onto the plate,.....and woofed the lot.

    very nice i must say.........i may have a squint at how it should be done, but next time i'm home alone, i may just get a little more adventurous:Rofl1:
     
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    I know where there's a George Forman grill going cheap if you ever venture into killing meaty things:BigGrin:
     
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    I beleive there is one of them in the cupboard marked "kitchen appliances that are useless but too dear to throw away":BigGrin:, but i may fish it out, along with the orange juicer, and i think there is a veg steamer there somewhere, perhaps i'll cook some veg as well next time:Rofl1:, the problem is, when do you know that youve gone too far in getting in touch with your feminine side, and the needle is definatly heading toward "gay"..:Rofl1:
     
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    I would keep an eye on your shoe size:thumb:
    We all know women have smaller feet so they can stand nearer the sink
    Keep yer eyes on yer feet:Cool:
     
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    when you dont leave the kitchen looking like a bomb site, for her indoors to clean up:Rofl1:
     
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    :Eek!:A 6 egg omelette....Thats huge:Eek!:
     
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    I think it's got something to do with farting.
     
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    Only if they were ostrich eggs, otherwise it sound like a nice appetizer. :BigGrin: Next time add some Lee and Perrins.

    Ian
     
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    don't forget the cut up bacon rashers

    a few mushrooms

    a grind of pepper

    marmite on the toast

    keep stirring till the bottom is cooked
    a little bit loose/runney on top

    then don't turn it over
    put under a hot grill

    till it colours up enjoy

    then quickly wash up afore management gets home and go for the sympathy vote
    they love it when you cant cope on your own :reel::reel::reel:

    probably end up with a light snack:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
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