Airport Security Statistics (1 Viewer)

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Year to date statistics on Airport body search screening.

Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Haemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Incontinence: 6,418
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3