Airport Security Statistics

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  1. Gooney

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    Year to date statistics on Airport body search screening.

    Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
    Transvestites: 133
    Hernias: 1,485
    Haemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
    Incontinence: 6,418
    Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
    Breast Implants: 59,350
    Natural Blondes: 3
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