A pee in time saves nine

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  1. Speve

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    Anyone need one of these on sale on Alza.co.uk;):LOL: I've heard of equal opportunities but this might be a bit much!

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  2. carolyn

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    Initially designed for us ladies to use in ghastly loos at festivals and when trekking.
     
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    I've bought one to take to Pembrey, I'll see if Ray can get a tune out of it :LOL:
     
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    She-wees in use in many armies around the world - designed 1999
     
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    excellent bit of kit i,m told , beats getting a cold rear end, does make an unwanted passer by look twice though
     
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    beats getting a twig or a nettle where the sun don't shine, too :confused:
     
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    Reminds me of a scene in the full monty....
    But I think she did it without any "devise".. :whistle:

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    Is this conversation politically correct?
    Not sure so here's to even the situation what-a-time-to-be-alive.jpg
     
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    Also known as a she-wee I think.
     
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    Been doing minty farts for years, don't need to buy a patch! However a patch is often left!!
     
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    Well I've never stood behind you but there's definitely a need for them.
     
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    And while we're at it...
    a bit of cowboy wisdom...
    DON'T SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON
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    Or a Wii in time saves the marriage :)
     
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    LOL....

    My 11 year old grandson.. Who over the years has asked me all sorts of questions of the years like..

    "Grandad do I have a bone in my winkey"
    "What's a Bas***d"
    and many more i cant recall due to shock..

    Was proud to announce that he had "a wet one" the other day...

    TO MUCH INFORMATION..... TMI !!!!!!!!!!
     
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    This really is taking the piss!

    That should be a tasteful tune!!:eek:

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    I have gone too far today, so I will refrain from a smutty comment

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    That was of course an image, not a comment
     
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    When I was 8 I learned the difference between boys and girls because the boy next door could wee in many places that I couldn't .. I wasn't THAT much wiser though ...I thought his mum had bought it from the chemist for him and was upset my mum wouldn't get me one for my birthday.
     
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    So after use do you then put this piss soaked thing in your pocket....? :giggle:
     
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    You should be careful what you wish for Joy. .someone might just help you out.hahahaha
     
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