A naturalist or naturist weekend... (1 Viewer)

[DavidG58]

Thank goodness for this update, now I can get on with dinner, couldn't drag myself away, or maybe couldn't face eating before knowing

 

[Andy]

Looks like a great location, Mousy, is site a mixed skyclad/textile one ?

 

[Mousy]

@DavidG58 i expect the mental picture of either of us naked would put you right off your supper!

@Andy, yes I think so.

Thanks all for your kind comments. We did have a giggle all weekend

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[Andy]

Maybe's a good place to have Funster meet ?

 

[Mousy]

Ohh I forgot we had to be towed off the site this morning, by the ever obliging owner, Martin had to go and ask him for a tug

 

[Andy]

Ohh I forgot we had to be towed off the site this morning, by the ever obliging owner, Martin had to go and ask him for a tug

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Oh blimey, a bit soft going, then

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[Mousy]

I thought you had to be a member of a naturist club to be allowed into these sites, to stop the voyeurs? ?

We both had to take photo ID which was photocopied.

 

[cliffanger]

Oh Dawn I forgot to tell you. You know those funky curtains you made - we could see right through them....

Glad you had a good weekend though!

 

[Tootles]

We both had to take photo ID which was photocopied.

AND, here we are!!!

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[Andy]

AND, here we are!!!

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[Mousy]

Oh Dawn I forgot to tell you. You know those funky curtains you made - we could see right through them....

That's the good thing about that site Ger, nobody would care!

 

[Fenman]

Well it could be a load of old b****cks or, of course, it could go t**ts up.

By the sound of the kitchen activity I think I might have been right.

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[Popeye]

Well I trust we are not looking at Mrs Mousy anywhere in your piccie toots, I'm pleased you weren't grilling anything that spits in your birthday suit.

Jackie disrobed in front of me on her 65th birthday, I said whats that?

She replied, it's my birthday suit, well it needs pressing I said and went back to my paper.

I have to agree with Carol though Dawn, you're one hell of a word-smith.

 

[Granjan]

"Wordsmith" .....i was thinking Mrs Mousy is the new E L James 50 shades of purple!

 

[Andy]

"Wordsmith" .....i was thinking Mrs Mousy is the new E L James 50 shades of purple!

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[Tootles]

Well I trust we are not looking at Mrs Mousy anywhere in your piccie toots

Heathen forbid, Pop!!

 

[DavidG58]

@Mr Mousy

what's helicoptering please?

don't laugh at me, serious question, half serious answers at least please

 

[lorger]

@Mr Mousy

what's helicoptering please?

don't laugh at me, serious question, half serious answers at least please

Maybe he was playing with his chopper

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[Andy]

Maybe he was playing with his chopper

 

[Mousy]

Don't worry @DavidG58 im sure Martin can show you at Chester!

If you really don't know and I can't believe you don't as all the men in my family do this, it's when you attempt to form a perfect circle swivelling your hips with your dangly bits.

 

[DBK]

The welcome we received was outstanding and if this sounds like your bag send me a PM and I'll tell you where we went and who knows maybe one day we will meet beside that lagoon, I'll be the Funster wearing the sarong.

There was enough in your OP to find where it is with the help of Mr Google. Is there a tythe to pay?

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[Andy]

Don't worry @DavidG58 im sure Martin can show you at Chester!

If you really don't know and I can't believe you don't as all the men in my family do this, it's when you attempt to form a perfect circle swivelling your hips with your dangly bits.

Umm............err NO !!

 

[DavidG58]

Don't worry @DavidG58 im sure Martin can show you at Chester!

If you really don't know and I can't believe you don't as all the men in my family do this, it's when you attempt to form a perfect circle swivelling your hips with your dangly bits.

Ooh,

now several things come to mind

I am too fat to try

too old to remember not being too fat to try

and I thought you were away with your boys this weekend, poor lads


edit - technically fatness isn't really the restriction other than visibility

 

[John.]

So I approach the site office attached to the house with a small measure.

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[mikebeaches]

Love the tale Dawn - glad you enjoyed Tything Barn.

And great banter on the thread too. Delighted your post attracted so many 'likes'.

Sue and I have enjoyed camping in the buff for nigh on forty-five years, since we were teenagers. Truly, back to nature... Scores of great places in France to go with the van; and most other European countries too.

When it comes to clothes, nothing's better!

But March in the UK is a bit early even for us.

Mike

 

[GWAYGWAY]

The colour blue comes to mind on TWO counts.

 

[Popeye]

Hey Mousy, remember you wanted to change your Avatar...well have a look at










this.........

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[Chris]

Once Old Mo is over his tummy tuck operation he will be a regular at that site

 

[TheCaller]

"Wordsmith" .....i was thinking Mrs Mousy is the new E L James 50 shades of purple!

I haven't read it, but judging by the reviews, the big complaint about '50 shades' was that E L James wasn't that much of a wordsmith. Although that may have just been the intelligentsia needing to find something to be snooty about.

But I agree with the sentiment - there is no doubt that Mousy is a true wordsmith - beautifully crafted, well written with gentle humour. All we need now are a few more adventures to provide the raw material.

Maybe we should start a 'Challenge Mousy' thread.

A trip to Shell Island in the company of Carol & Joy ought to be good for a paragraph or two.

 

[movan]

@Mousy Dawn my pm is on the way. It sounds a fabulous place to disappear to ... I know we would have to wait for the weather to be kind in order to enjoy it to the full but ... I am hoping that I can go sometime this year. Thank you so much for this thread.

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