Mum was buzzing when her daughter came downstairs, she'd made the girl breakfast, was happily thinking of future plans and getting REALLY excited. The girl ignored it all at first, then said... "MUM, will you sit down for a minute",...mum was bemused, but thought that she was maybe getting a little TOO excited on her daughters behalf, so sat down.
The girl then started to speak "Mum,...i'm pregnant!" her mum screamed and slumped onto the table,......the girl continued " dont worry though, winston has said that the council will have to house us when he gets out of jail, and the social will pay for baby clothes etc while he is inside. When he gets out, his probation officer and social worker will isit us to see what help we need, and when the baby is older, i can perhaps get a part time job"
The mum was devastated, she was crying and beside herself, she screamed out........"I cant beleiev this, it just cant be true", her daughter then said "it isnt true mum, i made it all up...but my exam results are gonna be crap, i just wanted you to get it into perspective".
The girl then started to speak "Mum,...i'm pregnant!" her mum screamed and slumped onto the table,......the girl continued " dont worry though, winston has said that the council will have to house us when he gets out of jail, and the social will pay for baby clothes etc while he is inside. When he gets out, his probation officer and social worker will isit us to see what help we need, and when the baby is older, i can perhaps get a part time job"
The mum was devastated, she was crying and beside herself, she screamed out........"I cant beleiev this, it just cant be true", her daughter then said "it isnt true mum, i made it all up...but my exam results are gonna be crap, i just wanted you to get it into perspective".