Rally Essex Gourmet Meet 28 Nov - 1 Dec (2 Viewers)

[Clive]

We would all fit in well

yep, especially with damp dogs to hide the smell

 

[DuxDeluxe]

ah The Sheldrake pub, Jaywich , bit like the bar in star wars but full of weirder looking people

"These are not the Funsters that you are looking for........."

 

[BreweryDave]

Important rally rule......,

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[Theonlysue]

 

[Brendan]

i will be leaving home in about 6hrs, at the moment its chucking it down and forcast is wet all night. Get to Reading services 01.00ish fill up with fuel and gas and have a coffee. Then down the M4 to the M25 and around to Brentwood pick up the A12. That should be 03.00
Park up someware in the next 20 miles. Wake up find somewhere for breakfast 08.00-10.00 then on to site for 12.00-14.00.........i am so exited....

I left home about 36 hours ago.
Parked up about 1 1/2 hours away, plan to get there soon after 12 also.
Time for a quiet couple of pints before the chaos ensues, best try some of this southern beer.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Time for a quiet couple of pints before the chaos ensues, best try some of this southern beer.

Take it easy, it is much stronger than northern gnat's widdle........ Brewery Dave will guide you and ensure that you don't over-indulge......

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[BreweryDave]

Over indulging is compulsory - or stay at home - didn't I make that clear???

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Over indulging is compulsory - or stay at home - didn't I make that clear???

Never been known to. One small shandy and then a mug of hot milk and in bed before nine...........

Us sailor types are good cleaning living people

 

[BreweryDave]

Never been known to. One small shandy and then a mug of hot milk and in bed before nine...........

With a dirty bird? Couldn't agree more

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[DuxDeluxe]

With a dirty bird? Couldn't agree more

Prefer clean ones...........

...oh I thought we could ask my brother to come along on Sunday morning. He does a great modern gospel service

 

[BreweryDave]

Hallelujah ! Can we clap and be happy?

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Hallelujah ! Can we clap and be happy?

Oh yes....... That is his speciality. Drives me mad



And they don't do hymns that you can sing to; it's all guitars, tambourines and clap in the aisles

If he did come, everyone would be too hung over to notice, so maybe leave him at home..........

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[Brendan]

Take it easy, it is much stronger than northern gnat's widdle........ Brewery Dave will guide you and ensure that you don't over-indulge......

Yeah, I've had that experience before.
That's why I'm having a quiet few tonight.

 

[Dawn B]

You're leaving home in 6 hrs?!

No, I'm all excited, just like Just Looking

 

[Steve]

The reason I travel at night isn’t that I particularly like it, I would much rather look at the sights, but the only sight you see on the M25 is the back of the car in front and some of the worse driving I have encountered anywhere in the world. When I say driving that would indicate movement, which can be quiet, rare. So to avoid the stress of it all I have a nice 50/55mph drive but unfortunately in the dark.

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[RS_rob]

Over indulging is compulsory - or stay at home - didn't I make that clear???

Well ive lost the weight i put on @ the Cider Fest & a bit more so Im ready for round 2

 

[BreweryDave]

Hope you're looking forward to the Guinea pig chilli!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I'll bring extra chilli sauce!

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[Steve]

ummm! do you stuff them first?

 

[DuxDeluxe]

ummm! do you stuff them first?

No - spoils the flavour.......

 

[RS_rob]

ummm! do you stuff them first?

Yes but it takes a few years of stuffing to get them just right before boiling them in the secret sauce.................

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[Robert Clark]

Nearly forgot to pack the most important thing......
The motorhome emergency pack

 

[Dawn B]

Nearly forgot to pack the most important thing......
The motorhome emergency pack View attachment 48182

Don't suppose you'll mix that with coke

 

[Robert Clark]

Don't suppose you'll mix that with coke

WOT !!!!!'
Only a woman would ask that

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[Dawn B]

WOT !!!!!'
Only a woman would ask that

just checking

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Don't suppose you'll mix that with coke

WOT !!!!!'
Only a woman would ask that

..... Clearly wrong. I would mix it with Tesco market value diet cola.

 

[Robert Clark]

We also carry a bottle of Bacardi for ladies and anyone else who doesn't know any better

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[DuxDeluxe]

We also carry a bottle of Bacardi for ladies and anyone else who doesn't know any better

Prefer Appleton myself but always willing to try something different....


**warning**. Blatant blag alert..........

 

[BreweryDave]

We also carry a bottle of Bacardi for ladies and anyone else who doesn't know any better

What dress shall I wear?

 

[DuxDeluxe]

What dress shall I wear?

You should dig out that PVC miniskirt from the cupboard and really give the ladies a thrill*

* but not necessarily in a good way........

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