bernardfeay
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It's a big day for me. I managed to publish my autobiography on Kindle yesterday. I would really appreciate any reviews I can get.
The title "When can it do errands?"
This is a tale of a shy boy, growing up in the fifties running errands, cutting thumbs off and having rather too much fun enjoying the private benefits of early puberty. His entry into the world of work sees him sat in urine soaked trousers for an afternoon in a busy office. Few will have tried harder to get into a girl's knickers and had less success.
The truth about health inspectors and chip shops can only now be told with the passage of forty years. The truth about the murder of Alan Kenyon is still protected and only rumours can be discussed. Infidelity, impotence and an impossible coincidence are the backdrop to his grown up life. Marriages come and go, a near death experience in a ghost town and a three day court case against Coopers & Lybrand are all explored. Eventually, Raving Lunatic enters the story and the fun of using dating agencies has to end. For all the embarrassment caused to friends and loved ones...... I'm Sorry (a bit)
The title "When can it do errands?"
This is a tale of a shy boy, growing up in the fifties running errands, cutting thumbs off and having rather too much fun enjoying the private benefits of early puberty. His entry into the world of work sees him sat in urine soaked trousers for an afternoon in a busy office. Few will have tried harder to get into a girl's knickers and had less success.
The truth about health inspectors and chip shops can only now be told with the passage of forty years. The truth about the murder of Alan Kenyon is still protected and only rumours can be discussed. Infidelity, impotence and an impossible coincidence are the backdrop to his grown up life. Marriages come and go, a near death experience in a ghost town and a three day court case against Coopers & Lybrand are all explored. Eventually, Raving Lunatic enters the story and the fun of using dating agencies has to end. For all the embarrassment caused to friends and loved ones...... I'm Sorry (a bit)
