Lincoln Show Ralliers - Please Read (1 Viewer)

Jim

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Hi Lincoln Ralliers, were looking forward to a good one at the last Show Rally of the year.

If you could fill this form we'd appreciate it :thumb: [Broken Link Removed]
 

hilldweller

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All done, Jim. Tickets arrived today, so all set. :)

This is The One.

Soon James "Moses" Brown will descend Steep Hill carrying two Apple Tablets.

Now look you lot, a bit of respect, ease up on the fornication and boozing for this occasion, it's one thing to smash a few stones but the poor guy paid a fortune for those Apples. Watch quietly and no sniggering at the back. Then he will announce The Promised Land. Not the wilderness that was Marjal, that was just a test for The Faithful.

No this one will have white sandy beaches with frolicking dolphins and mermaids, there will be cappuccino with froth so thick you can walk on it, the roundabouts will have girls with water-beds and scented oils, there will be broadband so fast you can download the latest hottest movies in 3.75 seconds. There will be bacon baps made from whole bacons reared by hand by dusky nubile virgins to sound of sweet harp music for the sweetest, tenderest meat imaginable. The baps will be whole wheat, from wheat hand picked on tropical islands and crushed between the thighs of the elder sisters to the dusky virgins who tend the bacons. These will be available not only on Sunday morning but every day on the hour every hour. Every morning a camel train will arrive carrying cases of Mouton-Rotheschild and Dom Perignon hand picked by experts with certified noses. Most important of all is the £1000 per person per night fee. Yes, every FUNster will be paid £1000 a night to attend.
 

toledo

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:thumb: All done, Jim. Tickets arrived today, :thumb:


Dave & polly

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This is The One.

Soon James "Moses" Brown will descend Steep Hill carrying two Apple Tablets.

Now look you lot, a bit of respect, ease up on the fornication and boozing for this occasion, it's one thing to smash a few stones but the poor guy paid a fortune for those Apples. Watch quietly and no sniggering at the back. Then he will announce The Promised Land. Not the wilderness that was Marjal, that was just a test for The Faithful.

No this one will have white sandy beaches with frolicking dolphins and mermaids, there will be cappuccino with froth so thick you can walk on it, the roundabouts will have girls with water-beds and scented oils, there will be broadband so fast you can download the latest hottest movies in 3.75 seconds. There will be bacon baps made from whole bacons reared by hand by dusky nubile virgins to sound of sweet harp music for the sweetest, tenderest meat imaginable. The baps will be whole wheat, from wheat hand picked on tropical islands and crushed between the thighs of the elder sisters to the dusky virgins who tend the bacons. These will be available not only on Sunday morning but every day on the hour every hour. Every morning a camel train will arrive carrying cases of Mouton-Rotheschild and Dom Perignon hand picked by experts with certified noses. Most important of all is the £1000 per person per night fee. Yes, every FUNster will be paid £1000 a night to attend.

I'll have what Brian's drinking please.....or smoking.
 
Apr 19, 2008
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Tickets arrived, Form filled, see you soon

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audreyj

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Hi Lincoln Ralliers, were looking forward to a good one at the last Show Rally of the year.

If you could fill this form we'd appreciate it :thumb: [Broken Link Removed]

All done see you there
Audreyj
 

weekenders

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Form filled for us & Canopus (ken & Lynda) as they are in france now

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aba

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hi Jim i think we are just going to turn up on thursday and go in general camping as i didn't think we would be able to make it so didn't advance book.
unless something comes up work wise we will see you there :thumb::thumb::thumb:

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Silkcut1105

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hi jim were going to come and take a chance on squeezing in with u guys.:thumb:
 
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Jim

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We'll do our best to sort you out:thumb:

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