Shiftzzz in France!! (1 Viewer)

[Heyupluv]

I know you're over here, Where are you hiding??!! I know you're here as you've put on some photos of those French Tarts!! you been looking at..........(in the photo album)


Mel

 

[ShiftZZ]

He he,,, just look behind you, if you see a Rapido 786F, it may or may not be me, remember the last time in Calais, I got some of my 786F mates to turn up and then you were confused..

You seek him here, you seek him there, you seek him everwhwere, the ever elusive ShiftZZ, you have been warned.

Your turn for the Chip van?

 

[Heyupluv]

He he,,, just look behind you, if you see a Rapido 786F, it may or may not be me, remember the last time in Calais, I got some of my 786F mates to turn up and then you were confused..

You seek him here, you seek him there, you seek him everwhwere, the ever elusive ShiftZZ, you have been warned.

Your turn for the Chip van?

HeHeHeHe where are you ..you buggeroh:

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[jonandshell]

ShiftZZ!

How will you survive in France without the paper boy delivering your copy of the Daily Mail each morning?

Have a good trip!:thumb:

 

[Heyupluv]

ShiftZZ!

How will you survive in France without the paper boy delivering your copy of the Daily Mail each morning?

Have a good trip!:thumb:

Jon...Panic over.... The pictures are taken at Brezolles.....So I think he is still in the UK...he was there about a month ago........Dave is re-living his French Tarts:thumb:

 

[Heyupluv]

I think it will be tooooo hot for you Dave at the mo over here.....30c the thermometer is in the shade in a door passage with two large sun canopies over it ....NOT like Daves spot, Mist, Rain, and cold winter clothes needed..

Dave ....Yesterday mid day 38c...weather has got better ..been good all last week and the week before...EVEN though the weather forecasters said rain rain rain and stormy every day oh:...do they ever get it right.......I am sat indoors with the fan on me....10.45am phew hot it is

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[ShiftZZ]

Tut Tut, you are getting desperate me 'auld plum pddn', you will one day, look behind you, when you are parked up at 'Mel's Pitch', looking at every Rapido that come in, wondeing if ShiftZZ's pitch will be empty and he drive's in, causing chaos, sending raiding parties to the local patisseries, 'pain' shops raided and a good time was had by all...

Mind you, I shall stay well away from your Glace van of Anthrax or some other undesiderable ...

Despite it all, I may even walk the walk with Christine and attempt my bestest ever lingo and get meself a bag of their finest 'chips', fried with only the best lard , home brewed vinegar and that organic salt. See the French can do good chips, they indeed do exist outside Yorkshire, that make me think me 'auld plum pddn' that you have not gone native, that indeed you were French in a previous life, a CanCan dancer from the nightclubs of Paris and Barnsley...

 

[Munchie]

Ohh I likes a French tart I do!!! :thumb: I am quite partial to their cakes too. :thumb:

C'mon Hilda wherefore art thou and wherefore art thou headed?

 

[laneside]

I think it will be tooooo hot for you Dave at the mo over here.....30c the thermometer is in the shade in a door passage with two large sun canopies over it ....NOT like Daves spot, Mist, Rain, and cold winter clothes needed..

Dave ....Yesterday mid day 38c...weather has got better ..been good all last week and the week before...EVEN though the weather forecasters said rain rain rain and stormy every day oh:...do they ever get it right.......I am sat indoors with the fan on me....10.45am phew hot it is

Keep your wellies handy Mel the forecaster are right, we arrive in France on the 1st of September and so far this year we have taken our very own rain clouds with us regardless of which direction we have gone to try to escape it.

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[Heyupluv]

Keep your wellies handy Mel the forecaster are right, we arrive in France on the 1st of September and so far this year we have taken our very own rain clouds with us regardless of which direction we have gone to try to escape it.

Well this is for Dave and of course you Alan.....here I am sat in our back garden Drinking coffee its now 11.10am....under the large pine trees for some shade at least...thinking this would be just great for Dave's Bronchial problems...no damp weather on his chest...blue skies.Mmmmm...the photo taken at 10.45am this morning

 

[GJH]

Keep your wellies handy Mel the forecaster are right, we arrive in France on the 1st of September and so far this year we have taken our very own rain clouds with us regardless of which direction we have gone to try to escape it.

You're a star Alan. We were hoping for good weather this autumn and it looks like UK will be OK now

 

[ShiftZZ]

Well this is for Dave and of course you Alan.....here I am sat in our back garden Drinking coffee its now 11.10am....under the large pine trees for some shade at least...thinking this would be just great for Dave's Bronchial problems...no damp weather on his chest...blue skies.Mmmmm...the photo taken at 10.45am this morning

Oh look, I have just found a place I can wild camp, the natives (well Christine) are freindly enough, just rummage through their bins, for some spare half eaten Lobster and crab, job done...

How about I Marshall this one,. ITS FREE, FREE BEER, FREE, WINE, ROOM SERVICE..

Roll up, Roll up, Come and visit ShiftZZ' new aire, english spoken by the natives (well Christine, Mel still with a Doncaster accent)..

He makes a reasonable Fish and Chip supper, bring your own beans and gravy...

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[ShiftZZ]

You're a star Alan. We were hoping for good weather this autumn and it looks like UK will be OK now

Are you saying that Laneside should change his name to JONAH... Its his fault, that I can understand..

Should we not send him to the Horn of Africa, they have a drought there and if the rain fails they can always eat him....

Stir fried Laneside, a mature joint (tough as old boots) but cheap..

 

[laneside]

Poor Mel and Christine, I have just realised that they must be really homesick trying to search shade and avoid that searing heat, so i have taken some piccies of there beloved Yorkshire for them to remind them what they are missing.

Beautiful gentle rolling hills, heather moors but most importantly our clouds---so much more interesting that plain boring blue that you have to suffer.


Just thinking of cancelling our chunnel crossing for first day of September.


pffffft a nosy parker looking over my shoulder says not blooming likely


Oi better still i have just been up to 1200 foot to take the piccies,with a fleece on, and not even got sticky

 

[ShiftZZ]

Poor Mel and Christine, I have just realised that they must be really homesick trying to search shade and avoid that searing heat, so i have taken some piccies of there beloved Yorkshire for them to remind them what they are missing.

Beautiful gentle rolling hills, heather moors but most importantly our clouds---so much more interesting that plain boring blue that you have to suffer.


Just thinking of cancelling our chunnel crossing for first day of September.


pffffft a nosy parker looking over my shoulder says not blooming likely


Oi better still i have just been up to 1200 foot to take the piccies,with a fleece on, and not even got sticky

Yorkshire, the truth..

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[Heyupluv]

Poor Mel and Christine, I have just realised that they must be really homesick trying to search shade and avoid that searing heat, so i have taken some piccies of there beloved Yorkshire for them to remind them what they are missing.

Beautiful gentle rolling hills, heather moors but most importantly our clouds---so much more interesting that plain boring blue that you have to suffer.


Just thinking of cancelling our chunnel crossing for first day of September.


pffffft a nosy parker looking over my shoulder says not blooming likely


Oi better still i have just been up to 1200 foot to take the piccies,with a fleece on, and not even got sticky

Brrrrrr that looks cold and damp:Sad:

 

[Heyupluv]

Yorkshire, the truth..

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You are correct Dave just a few of the west Yorkshire locals....after the chimneys were pulled down by Fred Dibnah...these nice people moved in, to open up there market stall's and shops...you know the ones I mean the ones David Cameron was on about the free markets when he said the UK is now open for business.....that's not Alan is it with the whippet ....he has put them glasses on for a disguise to throw us of the scent....
Alan may know this bit of information...Is it true a Muslim butcher opened shop recently in your neighborhood Dave...Anglesey.. to sell Halal meat. I heard it will save him a lot's of money on livestock transport , and because the locals was so friendly he has decided to move his family down....does he know what he is letting himself and family in foroh:.....what a nice chap he his..it's a sheep thing you know ( NO not an American thing) Halal meat is one of there staple diets....I hear you have loads in your area

 

[ShiftZZ]

You are correct Dave just a few of the west Yorkshire locals..that's not Alan with the whippet is it....he has put the glasses on for a disguise to throw us of the scent....Alan may know this bit of information...Is it true a Muslim butcher opened shop recently in your neighborhood Dave...Anglesey.. to sell Halal meat. I heard it will save him a lot's of money on livestock transport , and because the locals was so friendly he has decided to move his family down.what a nice chap he his..it's a sheep thing you know ( NO not an American thing) Halal meat is one of there staple diets....I hear you have loads in your area

Indeed, Leicestershire is full of Halal meat, at a recent Farmers martket they were selling Kosher Melton Mowbray pies...

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[Heyupluv]

Indeed, Leicestershire is full of Halal meat, at a recent Farmers martket they were selling Kosher Melton Mowbray pies...

Its a west thing you know...(No not an american Thing)....they like to be on the west side....facing....MECCA...when they pray

 

[Techno]

I'm at st valery sur Somme and its cracking the flags

 

[Heyupluv]

I'm at st valery sur Somme and its cracking the flags

Were are just inland from you and its the same HOT HOT..we are inside fans on all the time:Cool:

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[Techno]

Staying here for the Sunday market then moving to let treport on Monday

 

[GJH]

Hot & sunny all day on Tees-side as well

 

[ShiftZZ]

Hot & sunny all day on Tees-side as well

Wind must have changed...

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[GJH]

Middlesbrough is a nuclear free zone - a bunch of idiot councillors said so years ago - so Hartlepool can't affect us

 

[rangi]

No doubt about Shiftzz, he can spachen the old Francais awrite"

(me spell chucker 'as been 'acked by Tofu and Yosser!!:Sad

 

[Techno]

My spies reliably inform me that the north east was hot and muggy but no currant bun lol

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