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Hayleylulu

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Nous avons le regret de vous informer que nous ne pourrons pas vous expédier les articles suivants dans les délais annoncés initialement sur notre site :

Martine Duparc "Guide officiel des aires de service 2012"
Date d'arrivée prévue : 08 février 2012 - 17 février 2012

Nous faisons tout notre possible pour obtenir ces articles et nous vous les enverrons au fur à mesure que nous les recevons.
 

ShiftZZ

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We are sorry to inform you that we cannot send you the following items within the time originally announced on our site:


Martine Duparc "areas of service 2012 Official Guide"
Date of arrival: 08 February 2012 - 17 February 2012


We do everything we can to get these articles and we send you as as we receive them.
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lorger

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We regret to inform you that we will not send you the following items within the time originally announced on our website:

Martine Duparc "Official Guide service areas in 2012"
Date of arrival: 08 February 2012 - February 17, 2012

We do our best to get these items and we will send them as as we receive them.

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We have the regret to inform yourself that we not you will be able to dispatch the following items in the announced delays initially on our site: :Angry:
 

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We regret to inform you that we will not send you the following items within the time originally announced on our website:

Martine Duparc "Official Guide service areas in 2012"
Date of arrival: 08 February 2012 - February 17, 2012

We do our best to get these items and we will send them as as we receive them.
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Brightspark

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Go to google click on tab 'more' & it says 'translate. copy & paste into the 1st box & nominate your preferred languages from & to and hey presto!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumb:

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Carol

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Wow thats quite impressive to how helpful FUN is three
answers withing a minute of one another
 
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Not long enough!
We regret to inform you that we will be arresting you as soon as you step foot in france again.

A load of legal gumph bla bla bla

we will be doing our very best to string you up by the goolys as soon as we get hold of you.:thumb:
 

vwalan

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if you live in cornwall it goes something like this .
here boy aint got them there bits in stock. weil send he one if an wen we gets em . if he dun like it git back cross tamar an dun cum back.

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French not being my second language i believe it says

That parcel you recently aquired by courier containing the latest mobile phone that was delivered to you should be repackaged and sent first class to ROB1CHELSEA1:ROFLMAO:
 

Wildman

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Nous avons le regret de vous informer que nous ne pourrons pas vous expédier les articles suivants dans les délais annoncés initialement sur notre site :

Martine Duparc "Guide officiel des aires de service 2012"
Date d'arrivée prévue : 08 février 2012 - 17 février 2012

Nous faisons tout notre possible pour obtenir ces articles et nous vous les enverrons au fur à mesure que nous les recevons.
we regret to inform you that guide to naturist sites is currently out of stock
We will be sending the gay sites guide in its place and hope that meets with your satisfaction.
 

Popeye

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Nous avons le regret de vous informer que nous ne pourrons pas vous expédier les articles suivants dans les délais annoncés initialement sur notre site :
Martine Duparc "Guide officiel des aires de service 2012"
Date d'arrivée prévue : 08 février 2012 - 17 février 2012
Nous faisons tout notre possible pour obtenir ces articles et nous vous les enverrons au fur à mesure que nous les recevons.

When he said translate to English, he meant Yosser English, so I'll give it me best Yosser...


"Listen Yosser, we ain’t got the guides to Aires that you’ve ordered.

We do our best and if that ain’t good enough then tough titty."

................there that's it in a nutshell.......No no, don't thank me, I'll have a pint in't summer...cheers Griff
 

hilldweller

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Nous avons le regret de vous informer que nous ne pourrons pas vous expédier les articles suivants dans les délais annoncés initialement sur notre site :

Martine Duparc "Guide officiel des aires de service 2012"
Date d'arrivée prévue : 08 février 2012 - 17 février 2012

Nous faisons tout notre possible pour obtenir ces articles et nous vous les enverrons au fur à mesure que nous les recevons.


You're another one let down by Amazon France then.

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darklord

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What it really says is "sorry sir, I do NOT do that, not even for five pounds extra, and if you contact me again, i will inform the police":ROFLMAO:
 
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Sorry Frankie but you are still needed to translate some of the english on here:thumb:

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beachcaster

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Its says

" The French Government has added various products to the banned list in France. Anyone found with a Fray Bentos pie will from this day on be guilty of handling a forbidden substance. Being found in possession of more than three Fray Bentos pies runs the risk of being charged as a dealer and those charged may well suffer longer incarceration as a result "


barry:Smile:

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Popeye

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::bigsmile:::bigsmile:Woohoo ....feeling much better !:winky:


Frankie:roflmto:

Well this will make you feel even better....spoke to Jim and he says you are to be promoted to Yosser Hughes official interpreter........all the funsters I've spoken to think it's a great idea

..............Congratulations Frankie.....recognition & promotion at last.......xx Griff

xx are for JJ...pass them on please :thumb:
 
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Hayleylulu

Hayleylulu

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Well this will make you feel even better....spoke to Jim and he says you are to be promoted to Yosser Hughes official interpreter........all the funsters I've spoken to think it's a great idea

..............Congratulations Frankie.....recognition & promotion at last.......xx Griff

xx are for JJ...pass them on please :thumb:

can't Waite to meet you as i bet we can up set a lot of them on here mate
 

harryoxford2

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Nous avons le regret de vous informer que nous ne pourrons pas vous expédier les articles suivants dans les délais annoncés initialement sur notre site :

Martine Duparc "Guide officiel des aires de service 2012"
Date d'arrivée prévue : 08 février 2012 - 17 février 2012

Nous faisons tout notre possible pour obtenir ces articles et nous vous les enverrons au fur à mesure que nous les recevons.

Ill do my best to translate this Italian passage, it could be French for all I know but still working on logic and pure skill this is what it says.

We regret to inform you that your lottery ticket did not win because of the following reasons.

Please read the rules at

Martine Duparc "Official Guide with the lottery service 2012"
Reference Your lottery ticket pre paid from
8th feb 2012 to 17th feb 2012

Quote:- It is not possible for your ticket to have scooped the jackpot as you may have thought it had because of articles refering to the environment and motorhomers being free from care and struggle like what the rest of us have.

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harryoxford2

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Its says

" The French Government has added various products to the banned list in France. Anyone found with a Fray Bentos pie will from this day on be guilty of handling a forbidden substance. Being found in possession of more than three Fray Bentos pies runs the risk of being charged as a dealer and those charged may well suffer longer incarceration as a result "


barry:Smile:

Being crafty and hearing of this offence, some years ago with the aid of a dvd disc printer I printed round tickets to overstick the fray bentos description with a picture of a frog and the wording,

Pie la legs la frog.

I was stopped by customs and police alike who intitially were very scornful when they saw the shape of the tin in my motorhome cupboard but were then plunged into pride and admiration when they read the label which translated means......"not a fray bentos pie."

simples :)
 

Stephen & Jeannie

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if you live in cornwall it goes something like this .
here boy aint got them there bits in stock. weil send he one if an wen we gets em . if he dun like it git back cross tamar an dun cum back.

What !!!!! no Dreckly !! Poor show, what ?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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