Motor Holmes Law (1 Viewer)

Geo

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Jul 29, 2007
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45 +years with breaks
Just quoted that law in a reply to another thread
Motor Holmes Law States That

If your hose is 30 foot you will be 31 foot from the tap

If you need to level by 4" you will have 3" ramps

If you do remember the cork screw your bottles will have screw caps

Any More::bigsmile:
Geo
 

scotjimland

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Jul 25, 2007
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Timberland
If you choose a nice quite corner of a deserted CL or Aire ... the next person will park up close .. and decant with a mob of kids and two dogs.. :Doh:

The battery goes flat during a good movie:cry:

The genny won't start when you have a crowd of on-lookers:Blush:

You run out of LPG late at night or first thing in the morning:Angry:

You park with a good view.. then a dirty great RV gin palace comes and spoils it :roflmto:

You decide to have a nap in the sunlounger .. the warden decides to cut the grass with a ride-on mower around your pitch. :RollEyes:



lots more, but I'll leave a few for the others... :ROFLMAO:
 

slobadoberbob

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Jun 1, 2009
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puting out the awning

Putting out the awning to find the wind comes from the wrong direction.

Park tonear the trees and the Saterlite will not pick up.

the elctric hook up tree in europe is full with 10 plugs on a 6 hole tree.

having the wrong type of connector in France

The LPG adapter will not fit the delivery unit in the petrol station.

The Pump which you must get on due to location of the fuel tank is not working when you get beside it.

Yes I am sure Geo hundreds of them

Bob:Eeek:

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Oct 15, 2007
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since 2005
Wash the van, it rains:Doh:


Wash the roof, next outing you end up under a tree:Doh:


If your hose is 30 foot you will be 31 foot from the tap
Same applies to the hookup lead:Doh:


But hey, it all part of the fun:thumb::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Jun 2, 2010
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If you have to run to the Loo's with your knees together you will have forgotton the access combination number or key.
(this happened to someone sitting very, very close to me):Sad:
 
Dec 23, 2007
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started when I was 11 with my parents-forgot to stop!been real one since 1980!
When you arrive at the site office the warden is polite and cooperative!:Doh:

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zaskar

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When the site electrics fail, for whatever reason, the FIRST person EVERONE blames is the nearest RV !
 

keith

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Aug 25, 2007
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Caravaning since 1974 - Motorhoming since 2003
Only in Spain & Portugal

If you have to rush to the loo :Eeek: you WILL forget to take loo paper with you. :Doh:

You will forget to take the salt/pepper with you & have to but yet another. (how many you got in your cupboard at home?) :ROFLMAO:

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Peter JohnsCross MH

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Deceased RIP
Jan 5, 2008
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1995
If you have to run to the Loo's with your knees together you will have forgotton the access combination number or key.
(this happened to someone sitting very, very close to me):Sad:

Old one but similiar,

Having the runs and only got a bent penny.
 

champers

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Mar 9, 2009
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'Tis an old one Peter, don't get much for a penny nowadays. But going back to those days...

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted:RollEyes::RollEyes:

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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