Good Job I Never Bothered To Level Out The VIP Pitch... (1 Viewer)

[JJ]

As I was expecting a visit from VIP Funsters Robert and Lis Clark, and knowing they had a new, shiny motorhome, I thought about setting to and levelling out one of the "pitches" for them to make their overnight visit as comfortable for them as I could.

Bloody good job I didn't bother...

Their machine purred into position, some whirring noises came from underneath it, and the thing rose up and levelled itself out at the press of a button...

Bloody show offs...

Before I knew it, they were scoffing their lunch and supping wine with grapes...

They very politely let me bore them to death with tales of this and that and I took them on a half tour of the QMJ estate.

Great company you two... thanks for the visit.

JJ

 

[Anthea M]

I guessed they were visiting you and @Robert Clark denied it!!!
Did you make a meal for him and was it € 2.50!!

 

[Armytwowheels]

€3.75?

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[Chris]

I didn't realise you allowed alcohol consumtion at QMJ .

Looks great

 

[jumartoo]

No tablecloth!

 

[big map]

No tablecloth!

Standards!

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[rangi]

@JJ mate! watch them two, mate that aint no leveling thingy! oh no !!! that's a siezemegraph thingy to test for Shale deposits,

Mate! thems secret Frackers!

Yer doomed Doomed tiz wat yu are! Doomed oi tell ee!

 

[JJ]

I didn't realise you allowed alcohol consumtion at QMJ .

Looks great

Guests can drink as much as they like Mr Chris... it is singing Man U*D (or rugby) songs that is banned.

JJ

 

[JJ]

No tablecloth!

They looked around and quickly established that a table cloth might not match the "ambience" of QMJ

They thoughtfully didn't want to show me up...

JJ

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[Chris]

Did you supply the lettuce to go with their lunch?

 

[JJ]

Did you supply the lettuce to go with their lunch?

Nope... but they were/are allowed as many peaches and figs (off the tree) as they want.

JJ

 

[Robert Clark]

I guessed they were visiting you and @Robert Clark denied it!!!
Did you make a meal for him and was it € 2.50!!

Are you sure?
Or did I give a sneaky illusive reply ?

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[alfandM]

Pleased to read you ALL had a swell time together .

 

[Robert Clark]

Thank you @JJ for letting us share your little piece of paradise, for a while. Your kind and generous hospitality is much appreciated.

Our afternoon chat was the longest I ever sat down and relaxed - ever!

Shall try harder to get the 'Blighty Delights' right next time, in fact I may even bring my chainsaw.

 

[Anthea M]

Are you sure?
Or did I give a sneaky illusive reply ?

No you said Mrs C was a lady and didn't do car parts!!!

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[Robert Clark]

No you said Mrs C was a lady and didn't do car parts!!!

Exactly - no car parts have been delivered.
Mrs C's modesty and good reputation are intact.