bird droppings (1 Viewer)

[duetto owner]

When I just had a car the birds left it alone but since putting a motorhome on the drive the swallows and housemartins have started sorties over the motor home to see which one can hit my the van the most. Each day I am wiping dozen or more hits off the paintwork. Anything around to put on the paintwork to stop the muck drying up and sticking to the paintwork.

the motorhome in daily use so tarpaulin or plastic covering not practical.

 

[45eEver]

The only thing I know is rain Duetto.

You are lucky it's swallows.
Feral pigeons target mine.

 

[Jim]

I have a similar problem. My 8.1L Chevy V8, its not only whisper quiet, but it flies.

Birds shit on it because they are jealous

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[duetto owner]

45e ever

the local sparrow hawks help keep the pidgeons down but the V-Tails are too fast/agile for them.

We have a lot of seagulls round here too but they stick to the river and rarly venture from it. other wise it would be a mess.

 

[American Dream]

The only thing I know is rain Duetto.

You are lucky it's swallows.
Feral pigeons target mine.

Wood pigeons here.I move it back as far as I can and they still move to roost above it....:Angry:

The air rifle beckons ...

Maybe a paintball gun first.

 

[pappajohn]

Wood pigeons here.I move it back as far as I can and they still move to roost above it....:Angry:

The air rifle beckons ...

Maybe a paintball gun first.

you ever been hit by a paintball steve?

same result and air rifle pellets are cheaper than paintballs

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[American Dream]

you ever been hit by a paintball steve?

same result and air rifle pellets are cheaper than paintballs

I have John and they B++++y well hurt.

I initially only want to scare the C++p out of them.

HOWEVER.......

 

[pappajohn]

think we've got the worlds only flying OSTRICH roosting in our trees.


if i had the wings of a sparrow,
and the arse of a crow.
i'd fly right up to the treetops,
and shit on the cars down below.

boom boom!!!!! :Blush:

 

[45eEver]

A 177 won't worry pigeons too much American Dream.

The only thing I've found to put them off is bursting a balloon shortly after dusk.
They don't return for a few days after that.

Perhaps a shot from a 177 after dusk might work, I've not tried it.

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[American Dream]

The way they're going It might require a 12 bore.oh:

I might just paste this pic on the roof of the RV or give this guy a call.

 

[shifter]

When I just had a car the birds left it alone but since putting a motorhome on the drive the swallows and housemartins have started sorties over the motor home to see which one can hit my the van the most. Each day I am wiping dozen or more hits off the paintwork. Anything around to put on the paintwork to stop the muck drying up and sticking to the paintwork.

the motorhome in daily use so tarpaulin or plastic covering not practical.

hi DUETTO

put one off these up ,sort them out.

 

[duetto owner]

are we all invited for pidgeon pie

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[Peter JohnsCross MH]

think we've got the worlds only flying OSTRICH roosting in our trees.


if i had the wings of a sparrow,
and the arse of a crow.
i'd fly right up to the treetops,
and shit on the cars down below.

boom boom!!!!! :Blush:

FAN F@@@@@@@@G FANTASTIC:thumb:

We have a budding Poet Laureate here

Peter