Help to settle an argument with Shifty please (1 Viewer)

[The Happy Hooker]

I know this could become yet another toilet thread & for that I apologise, but I really do need some help from you all to confirm that I am right .
When using the loo in the van, I open the blade so that any deposits go straight down into the cassette (or khazi as he calls it). He, on the other hand seems to take great delight in observing & taking note of anything he is getting rid of before opening & flushing.......
Which one of us is right??

 

[Munchie]

He is known to be obsessed with sh*te!!!

 

[GJH]

You are, give him a slap

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[DuxDeluxe]

You are, give him a slap

+1 for giving Shifty a slap.


You don't need a reason

 

[Deleted member 29692]

How to settle the argument:

He's Welsh so he's wrong. Job done

As for observing and noting his deposits, years of watching Wales play rugby will get you used to watching sh**

 

[Tootles]

I know this could become yet another toilet thread & for that I apologise, but I really do need some help from you all to confirm that I am right .
When using the loo in the van, I open the blade so that any deposits go straight down into the cassette (or khazi as he calls it). He, on the other hand seems to take great delight in observing & taking note of anything he is getting rid of before opening & flushing.......
Which one of us is right??

You musty understand that Mr Shiftzz is a person of Welsh extraction. In 1964, he inadvertently swallowed a sixpence. Sixpence is a lot of money to a tight git. He's still looking for it today.

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[DuxDeluxe]

I think this thread is turning a little bit "Shiftist"

 

[filopastry]

got a cat that does the same .... doesn't flush it away though ........ in the soil you daft buggers not in the LOO!!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

got a cat that does the same .... doesn't flush it away though ........ in the soil you daft buggers not in the LOO!!

You have a cat that swallowed a sixpence? Amazing!!

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[The Dudess]

observing & taking note of anything he is getting rid of before opening & flushing.......

It's just wrong on so many levels - END OF!

 

[Tootles]

You have a cat that swallowed a sixpence? Amazing!!

Yes, he got it off Elsie Tanner........................................................

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Yes, he got it off Elsie Tanner........................................................

Newsflash......


Tootles taking "joke" lessons from Old Mo.........

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[ROB1CHELSEA1]

When depositing try quickly shutting the blade cutting said deposit in half. That way you will both be right

 

[GJH]

Yes, he got it off Elsie Tanner........................................................

Newsflash......

Tootles taking "joke" lessons from Old Mo.........

It's those people from Hollingworth & Tintwistle - all in bred even when they're not bred there.

 

[Tootles]

When depositing try quickly shutting the blade cutting said deposit in half. That way you will both be right

But then, (if your very quick), you could end up with half a nicker, instead of sixpence.........

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[ShiftZZ]

Talk about creeps. My output is a work of art much admired and valued. I nearly got considered for an art grant from leicestershire county coucil.

I also add delicate sound effects so to minimise the disruption.

On a serious note she is wrong, you have to savour the moment and admire the handy work. Not simply dump it through an ole.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

When depositing try quickly shutting the blade cutting said deposit in half. That way you will both be right

There is probably a website for something like that.........

 

[GJH]

Talk about creeps. My output is a work of art much admired and valued. I nearly got considered for an art grant from leicestershire county coucil.

Well tha's hardly a surprise with what you've told me about them.

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[DuxDeluxe]

Talk about creeps. My output is a work of art much admired and valued. I nearly got considered for an art grant from leicestershire county coucil.

I also add delicate sound effects so to minimise the disruption.

On a serious note she is wrong, you have to savour the moment and admire the handy work. Not simply dump it through an ole.

 

[GJH]

There is probably a website for something like that.........

Probably? You mean you haven't found that one yet? Not that I would know anything about such web sites of course.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Probably? You mean you haven't found that one yet? Not that I would know anything about such web sites of course.

Nope. Prefer duckporn.......

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[The Happy Hooker]

I went away for 10 minutes. ............
Does this mean you all agree with me?

 

[Tootles]

My output is a work of art much admired and valued. I nearly got considered for an art grant from leicestershire county coucil.

And the winner is...............................................................................................................Mr ShiftZZ and TURD!!!

 

[Munchie]

I went away for 10 minutes. ............
Does this mean you all agree with me?

No

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[Munchie]

Whoops thought that was Hilda so YES

 

[tofo]

Talk about creeps. My output is a work of art much admired and valued. I nearly got considered for an art grant from leicestershire county coucil.

I also add delicate sound effects so to minimise the disruption.

On a serious note she is wrong, you have to savour the moment and admire the handy work. Not simply dump it through an ole.

Bit like admiring fresh pebble dashing
Was gonna put this smeler on

 

[Peter & Elaine]

I know this could become yet another toilet thread & for that I apologise, but I really do need some help from you all to confirm that I am right .
When using the loo in the van, I open the blade so that any deposits go straight down into the cassette (or khazi as he calls it). He, on the other hand seems to take great delight in observing & taking note of anything he is getting rid of before opening & flushing.......
Which one of us is right??

Off course your right
For gods sake just slap the little shit

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[rangi]

Madam!

The Fella in question is a reffo from one of the English colonies to the west of civilization. They are reknowned for their "strange" habits, Burrowing into the ground, ovine fornication, egg chasing, and examining their "deposits" I guess, to see if there is anything useful they can salvage! the odd half digested pea? springs to mind!

Madam!

trying to understand such creatures as to why they behave in such fashion, is like trying to solve the meaning of life!

 

[Deleted member 29692]

@rangitira They're also scared of anyone that originates from South of Barry Island

 

[Chockswahay]

I think this thread is turning a little bit "Shiftist"

Think you may have typed an f by mistake??

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