Mousy
LIFE MEMBER
I'm a bit of an ostrich when it comes to my health, too busy to be poorly, but last Friday my toes went numb by Sunday it had reached my bum!
Even I couldn't ignore this so a quick trip to my GP was in order.
Well we may knock the NHS and it is creaky but by god when you need it, it's marvellous.
Within an hour of seeing my GP I was in hospital, slightly bewildered by all the attention by Monday evening I'd had an MRI, X-rays and shed loads of other tests.
Poor health never comes at a convenient time and of course Martin would have to be in Scotland not working from home as normal! Luckily my daughter had come to stay for a few days for some lovely mum and daughter time...
Anyway the short story is I've got Acute Transverse Myelitis. Inflammation of the spinal cord. Lots of tests being done to find the cause and obviously ascending numbness and paralysis is never good news but I'm optimistic it might all be temporary.
I'm trying hard to keep my sense of humour and I want to share this news with you my fellow funsters as a way of distracting myself and hopefully we can have a giggle along the way.
Heard this yesterday...
Male patient next to me..
"Nurse NURSE can I have the commode?"
"Yes of course"
Curtain closed and russel of clothing follows then he says.,
"Watch your feet nurse"
Even I couldn't ignore this so a quick trip to my GP was in order.
Well we may knock the NHS and it is creaky but by god when you need it, it's marvellous.
Within an hour of seeing my GP I was in hospital, slightly bewildered by all the attention by Monday evening I'd had an MRI, X-rays and shed loads of other tests.
Poor health never comes at a convenient time and of course Martin would have to be in Scotland not working from home as normal! Luckily my daughter had come to stay for a few days for some lovely mum and daughter time...
Anyway the short story is I've got Acute Transverse Myelitis. Inflammation of the spinal cord. Lots of tests being done to find the cause and obviously ascending numbness and paralysis is never good news but I'm optimistic it might all be temporary.
I'm trying hard to keep my sense of humour and I want to share this news with you my fellow funsters as a way of distracting myself and hopefully we can have a giggle along the way.
Heard this yesterday...
Male patient next to me..
"Nurse NURSE can I have the commode?"
"Yes of course"
Curtain closed and russel of clothing follows then he says.,
"Watch your feet nurse"