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savantuk · 25-11-2009, 20:15

I hope you like this one

A burglar broke into a house and shone his torch around looking for
valuables.

He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying: 'Jesus is watching you'. He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked off his torch and froze.

When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out
he heard: 'Jesus is watching, and he's coming for you.'

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner
of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed,
then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you, and he's here now.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are?'

Moses,' replied the bird.

Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'who would name a bird Moses?'

"The same man that named his Rottweiler Jesus !

25-11-2009, 20:15	#1 (permalink)
savantuk Funster Funster No : 7350 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Cumbria, Lake district UK About Me: Retired police officer, formerly Army pilot. Now playing D/G melodeon more than I really should!! Interests: Walking, folk music, reading. MH Type: Coachbuilt MH Model: '06 Hobby 600 FC Years Motorhoming: 30 years. Posts: 628 Thanks: 154 Thanked 850 Times in 258 Posts	Jesus is watching you... I hope you like this one A burglar broke into a house and shone his torch around looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: 'Jesus is watching you'. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his torch and froze. When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out he heard: 'Jesus is watching, and he's coming for you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you, and he's here now.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are?' Moses,' replied the bird. Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'who would name a bird Moses?' "The same man that named his Rottweiler Jesus ! __________________ Regards, Doug